The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[Shane]

Shane: "Guess two elements and an magical ability will do..."
Bla bla bla 44: "Shane, what on Earth are you talking about?"
nbaheen: "This ought to be interesting..."
Shane: "SPECIAL KEYBLADE CANNON!"
Bla bla bla 44: "DID YOU HAVE TO TURN MY SPECIAL BEAM CANNON INTO A KEYBLADE!?"
*Shane fires five beams from his hands, and his Keyblade crushes ??? into oblivion*
nbaheen: "Whoa."
Bla bla bla 44: "Oh fudge."
Shane: "That's gain!"
Derek: "No s**t, Sherlock, but that sucked."