The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[Shane]

Another ninja drops out of the ceiling.
Keira: "Wait, WHAT IN BLAZES IS GOING ON!?"
The ninja explodes into blood.
Ella: "Did you just shout him to death?"
Keira: "... I guess I did. Where's the pizza?"
Most of the group face fault*.
Ella: "... You're not serious..."
Everyone slowly gets up...
Sjane: "I guess nbaheen's not the only one who needs a vacation..."
Keira: "... What's a vacation?"
... and face fault again.
nbaheen: "Can we just go?"
Keira: "No, just have to check something..."
Keira looks at the ceiling where the ninja dropped out of. Then she fires a beam of fire at it, causing an explosion.
Keira: "That thing created ninjas! What the absolute <censored> is going on? And where'd that sound come from?"
Sjane: "I hate swear words. Those send me into a rage. Which usually results in the destruction of whoever used such a word. CAN WE GO NOW?"
Keira: "Yeah, I guess we can."

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When shocked or surprised, often by an absurdity or non sequitur, the listener may fall over onto his face, his limbs in a twisted mass above him. In its typical form, the character in question has just heard someone else say something so incredibly stupid that it, quite literally, floors them.