The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[Shane]

Shaie: "ANSWER THE STARRING QUESTIONS BEFORE I STARRING KILL YOU!"
Jason stares at Shaie.
Shaie: "WHAT?"
Jason: "Why did you say 'starring'?"
Shaie: "... Didn't want to use swear words. Mainly because I hate it."
Jason: "Purple, I think you may want to answer those questions before Shaie begins to go on a killing spree..."

Meanwhile, in Egypt:
Serenity: "Ahh, that feels better! RAINBOW!"
The entire country was now painted like a rainbow.
Serenity: "Time for South Africa!"
Serenity teleports to South Africa and paints it in rainbow-colours. Even Table Mountain isn't safe!
Serenity: "... Awesome! ... But I probably shouldn't have done that..."
Serenity sighs.
Serenity: "... There's... nobody to shout at me. No Shane... No Kim..."
Serenity sits on the ground, crying.
Serenity: "Why did they have to die? WHY?!"
A meteor lands on the road. Serenity looks up.
Serenity: "OH NO! A meteor strike! ... Well, I guess I can paint it rainbow colours, but where's the Guardian of the Earth when you need him?"