The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[Shane]

Back in Gansbaai:
Crizelda: "So what?"
Ned: "We fight until we die!"
Clinton: "That's the spirit Shane has! Had. Where the hell is he, anyway?"
Monique: "Regardless, I guess I'm gonna prepare for battle."
Crizelda: "Shane..."
Ned: "Where is he?"
Clinton: "Who knows?"
Monique: "Let's fight these things, then... and lose."

Meanwhile...
????: "I'LL CALL YOU KID WHEN I WANT TO CALL YOU KID! KID!"
Violet: "... Oh boy... Anyway, it was the Neumann sisters and Jason who destroyed the robot."
????: "... I'll get them for this. MINIONS! GET THEM!"
Violet: "They can't hear you. Idiot."
????: "Listening device built into their firmwares, and then one build into my skull. Apparently."


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@v:
Actually, I found out about TV Tropes before I joined any forum. The first forum I joined was the Cave Story Tribute Site Forums, which was on 12 February 2012.
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