The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[Shane]

Julian: "NOW TO KILL THE THREE GUARDIANS!"
Julian fires several dark beams at Serena, Serenity and Kairi.
PK: "If those hit them, they'll die and so will many others! Kairi's death will cause Claire and Roxas to die, Serenity's death will cause Shaie and Jason's deaths, and Serena's death will destroy the entire planet of Esiësia!"
Julian: "... Uh... Whatever."
Bla bla bla 44 lands on the ground.
Bla bla bla 44: "SPECIAL BEAM CANNON OF CHOCOLATE TORNADOES OF POPCORN BURNING THROUGH THE ANGRY LION FIST OF DARK DESTRUCTION FROM THE PLANET OF NAMEK THAT IS VERY FAR FROM EARTH WITH THE LONGEST ATTACK NAME EVER!"
Everyone Else: "What?"
Bla bla bla 44 fires a massive beam that completely makes Julian disappear.
PK: "Where did you send him?"
Bla bla bla 44: "I don't know." :P
Bla bla bla 44 spins around and kicks somebody to the ground. It was Julian.
Julian: "... Ow..."
Bla bla bla 44: "... Does anybody have pie?"
Julian leaps up to grab Bla bla bla 44 but Bla bla bla 44 disappears.
Julian: "What? Where is he?"
Bla bla bla 44: "Up here!"
Julian looks up, only to find himself lying on the ground. Bla bla bla 44 was holding his mask.
Julian: "... What is that Namekian?"
Bla bla bla 44 teleports to behind nbaheen.
Bla bla bla 44: "Finish him off if you want to."