The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[Shane]

16-year old ????: "... I'm afraid I can't let you do that, ninja."
Ninja: "OH ****!"
The mysterious teenager spins around, kicking the ninja's torso off. He finishes up with a decapitation.
16-year old ????: "Tch. Piece of cake. Now, where was I? Oh yeah, I was busy checking out everything that's going on around here."

Meanwhile...
Serena: "... Keira?"
Serenity: "Apparently Keira's soul is missing."
Serena: "WHAT?!"
Serenity: "That's what the girl in the hazmat suit says."
Serena: "Oh, Shara? ... My cousin's a bit... unhinged."
?2: "Oh, hey, Serena."
Serena jumps. She turns around. A young boy was standing behind her.
Serena: "Christopher, hi..."
Chris: "... I thought I asked you to call me Chris."
Serena: "Sorry, I forgot."
A red-haired girl walks to Chris.
Girl: "Hey, uh, your sister told me to give you this."
The girl hands Chris a note.
Chris: "Thanks, Carrie."
Chris reads the note in silence, then facepalms.
Chris: "Did she have to waste time by writing me a note asking for me to take her to Dementia Castle on Mars?"
Carrie giggles and blushes.
Carrie: "She also told me that I should be accompanying you--"
The ground shakes.
Intercom: "WARNING! WARNING! MAN-EATING STARWINGS HAS BEGUN TO INVADE THE PLANET!"
Serena: "Starwings?"
Chris & Carrie: "You don't want to know."
Serenity: "... Sounds scary. RAIN--"
A bucket full of water falls on top of Serenity's head.
Serenity: "... bow..."
Serena: "Tch. Jake's still at it, making pranks and stuff?"
Chris: "Yeah."
Carrie: "He's even planning a massive one for April Fools Day!"