The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[Shane]

Earth Civilian 1: "Hey, why's there a tank coming at us?"
Earth Civilian 2: "Not again? Every time this happens, there's a war!"

The tank stops. Out comes a bunch of schoolkids.

Schoolboy 1: "Hello, all!"
Schoolboy 2: "Do you know where exactly we are? Last we saw, we were in Antarctica, not... well, wherever we are."
Schoolgirl 1: "... Do not worry, we're not going to hurt you. We're not evil."
Schoolgirl 2: "If we were, this town'd be burning already."
Schoolboy 3: "... Uh, hello? Anyone there?"

Earth Civilian 1: "RUN!"
Earth Civilian 2: "THEY'RE ATTACKING US!"

The civilians run away.

Schoolgirl 2: "... Seriously, they're scared of five students. What's with them?"
Schoolboy 1: "I think it's the tank."
Schoolboy 2: "Maybe the school uniform?"
Schoolboy 3: "What? That makes no sense!"
Schoolgirl 1: "It does, to me."

It starts raining meteorites!

Schoolgirl 1: "Everyone! Get into position and fire those meteorites!"
Schoolgirl 2 / Schoolboy 1 / Schoolboy 2 / Schoolboy 3: "Roger that!"