Who are you in real life? :)

[LutiChris]

I learned nothing new about Luti though

what? how do you know all dis? do you follow me on twitter now?

Hmm... i guess i'll tell you more about me if all that was pretty apparent.
I'm 5ft 12inches ...ladies. I'm considering to dye my hair brown, I have a couple of tattoo ideas for myself. One of which is the whole globe on my left shoulder inscribed with the letter's LFE. 2nd the giant spaghetti monster. 3rdly Nicolas Cage. and lastly i might include some anthropomorphic animal character's on the other arm (but I'm still ify on the idea) I own quite a handful of kickstarter stuff.

I usually like to strip naked when i poop (I don't this in public stalls for obvious reasons), i also pee in the shower for good measure. I bite my finger nails and finger skins and have poor posture some of the time. I love cheese. I like drinking Aloe. Our next door neighbor was murdered a year ago. We have bunnies that roam around in our front yard. I owe my mom a lot of money for my classes because our dad is too lazy to do financial aid even though he makes a lot of money at his job as a programmer and my mom is a nanny. I'm not really motivated to get my licence or permit for that matter (I'm not ready for responsibility) I own a lot of bow ties because bow ties are cool. I work as a cashier at my job but sometimes i work as a footwear specialist and let me tell you- i have no idea what I'm doing most of the time.

Oh yeah my dad's an alcoholic and verbally abusive towards my mom but she won't leave him because the last time we got separated the whole situation got messy with social workers taking us to live with another family and then hopping to house to house but yeah he pays the bills and feeds us. At least he's got good taste in music, he owns nearly every single album and song the Beatles have ever made. He's also quite good at electric guitar and likes blasting it in the living room when he's not working. I used to go on far away adventures and trips with him when i was little, missing school which at the time was awesome because I didn't like nun's and kids at my old private school used to bully me. I didn't realize until middle school that he wasn't supposed to do that. My best memory of him would have to be him teaching me how to ride my bike without my training wheels. It must have been one of the happiest moments of my life, being carefree and ramming into the fences of our next door neighbors.

I was interested in playing the drums when i was a kid but my parents wanted me to play the clarinet which i very much disliked and stopped after a year. After that i just sorta lost interest in playing any kind of musical instrument. I used to own a bunch of stuffed animals and collect a bunch of pokemon cards and coins from around the world but i lost them when we moved. I'll never forget my old stuffed dalmatian dog toy. I love dogs. I pretty much like any animal that is furry. I even like cats even though im allergic to them. I want to own a German shepherd when i move out (There was a dog i really grew attached to when we were still living with my mom and staying with another family). my folks don't want us to have any pets. the last one we had was my sister's pet fish who i over fed when i was a little lad in small shorts. I used to tippy toe a lot, thinking that i would one day grow as tall as my dad.

We never get to see my dad's side of the family. He doesn't get along with them and ran away from home when he was a teen. He's not our first family but at his age he's probably certainly going to be the last. I'm half irish and half bolivian if you didn't know already. I've gone to spain and france for a catholic pilgrimage and went to bolivia a few times to see family. I've always struggled with spanish, i could understand most of it just fine but I wasn't interested in learning the language. I'm kind of interested in ASL. I use ladies dove deodorant because they have a greater selection of scents that i like. Do note that I don't use ladies perfume or make up what so ever. Me and my ex tried applying make up which i thought was going to be fun. When i looked back at my reflection i cried. I think i'll try it a second time in the future because that really is ridiculous.

When I was much younger I wanted to be an astronaut or a mad scientist. I've always admired science and the whacky inventions that people came up with. I even used to keep an old journal that had a bunch of gizmo's I would make up. I think one of them was to print images of whatever you imagined and i came up with all these high-end prices. I never considered myself to be an artist because that was something i did when i was bored during a school test or classwork assignments. I used to be very sarcastic on english tests when I didn't know the answer. It kind of reminded me of Jesse from breaking bad when Walter used to hand out F's and say "Apply Yourself" I found that quite amusing. Breaking Bad is my all time favorite show, right after doctor who and sherlock bbc. I recently started watching daredevil and futurama on netflix. I've mostly been using other sites to watch my movies and tv shows for free but they were always a bit of hassle to find, so that's why i finally made decision to switch. I have this little ritual i do to force me to stop taking long showers. I would do a count down or a 5 to 10 min song and then spin around and turn it off. Yes, i know... I'm weird.

When I get older I want to have a beard. Beards are sexy. Damn you Bamboori and bashscrazy - you and your smug hair. Mine's taking forever to grow. asdfghjkl this is all i could think of right now.