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Yes, so I wrote a short stage play:
Stage 3-1, The Great Wall, Sorcerer (green) and LouisEX.
LouisEX is carrying a piece of armor.
LouisEX: Well, Sorcerer, I made it - despite your directions.
Sorcerer: Ah, LouisEX. Welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable D^J.
LouisEX: Yeah.
Stage 3-2. LouisEX now puts down his armor while Sorcerer attempts to cast "Heal (other)" but has no mana.
Sorcerer (to self): Oh, egads! My D^J is ruined!
Sorcerer (to self): But what if I were to pick up milk and disguise it as my own special move?
Sorcerer (to self): Delightfully devilish, Sorcerer.
Milk and beer is falling from the sky.
Sorcerer tries to pick up a milk bottle, LouisEX notices.
LouisEX: Huyeaugh-! SOOORCEEREEERRR!!!
Sorcerer: LouisEX, I was just - uh, just pressing D for my special move. Care to join me?
LouisEX: Why are there bottles falling from the sky?
Sorcerer: Uh-oh, these aren't bottles. It's heal. Heal from the "Heal (other)" we're having.
Sorcerer: Mmmhh, "Heal (other)".
LouisEX leaves. Sorcerer quickly picks up several bottles of milk.
Stage 3-3.
Sorcerer: LouisEX, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering milk.
LouisEX: I thought we were having "Heal (other)".
Sorcerer: Oh, no. I said "Milk (other)".
Sorcerer: That's what I call D^J.
LouisEX: You call D^J "Milk (other)"?
Sorcerer: Yes. It's a regional dialect.
LouisEX: Uh, what region?
Sorcerer: Uh, stage 3.
LouisEX: Well I'm from stage 3-5 and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "Milk (other)".
Sorcerer: Oh no, not in stage 3-5, no it's a stage 3-4 expression.
LouisEX: I see.
They drink.
LouisEX: You know, this D^J is quite similar to the bottles of milk used for regenerating health.
Sorcerer: Oh no, patented Sorcerer heal. Old family recipe-
LouisEX: For "Milk (other)".
Sorcerer: Yes.
LouisEX: Yes, and you call them "Milk (other)" despite the fact that they are obviously stage props.
Sorcerer: Ye-... you know, the-... One thing I should-...
Sorcerer: Excuse me for one second.
LouisEX: Of course.
Sorcerer progresses to stage 3-4 and back again to 3-3.
Lots of weapons falling from the sky in stage 3-4.
Sorcerer: Well, that was wonderful.
Sorcerer: A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
LouisEX: Yes, I should be going- GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN STAGE 3-4?
Sorcerer: Arctic Volcano?
LouisEX: Arctic Volcano?! At this part of the stage? At this time of the day, in this part of the background, localized entirely within The Great Wall?
Sorcerer: Yes.
LouisEX: May I see it?
Sorcerer: No.
They leave. Sorcerer points LouisEX to the exit of stage 3.
Jan (Criminal): Sorcerer! There's crates all over stage 3-4!
Sorcerer: No mother, it's just Firzen's arctic volcano!
LouisEX: Well Sorcerer, you are an odd fellow.
LouisEX: But I must say, you D a good ^J.
Stage clear!
Stage 3-1, The Great Wall, Sorcerer (green) and LouisEX.
LouisEX is carrying a piece of armor.
LouisEX: Well, Sorcerer, I made it - despite your directions.
Sorcerer: Ah, LouisEX. Welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable D^J.
LouisEX: Yeah.
Stage 3-2. LouisEX now puts down his armor while Sorcerer attempts to cast "Heal (other)" but has no mana.
Sorcerer (to self): Oh, egads! My D^J is ruined!
Sorcerer (to self): But what if I were to pick up milk and disguise it as my own special move?
Sorcerer (to self): Delightfully devilish, Sorcerer.
Milk and beer is falling from the sky.
Sorcerer tries to pick up a milk bottle, LouisEX notices.
LouisEX: Huyeaugh-! SOOORCEEREEERRR!!!
Sorcerer: LouisEX, I was just - uh, just pressing D for my special move. Care to join me?
LouisEX: Why are there bottles falling from the sky?
Sorcerer: Uh-oh, these aren't bottles. It's heal. Heal from the "Heal (other)" we're having.
Sorcerer: Mmmhh, "Heal (other)".
LouisEX leaves. Sorcerer quickly picks up several bottles of milk.
Stage 3-3.
Sorcerer: LouisEX, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering milk.
LouisEX: I thought we were having "Heal (other)".
Sorcerer: Oh, no. I said "Milk (other)".
Sorcerer: That's what I call D^J.
LouisEX: You call D^J "Milk (other)"?
Sorcerer: Yes. It's a regional dialect.
LouisEX: Uh, what region?
Sorcerer: Uh, stage 3.
LouisEX: Well I'm from stage 3-5 and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "Milk (other)".
Sorcerer: Oh no, not in stage 3-5, no it's a stage 3-4 expression.
LouisEX: I see.
They drink.
LouisEX: You know, this D^J is quite similar to the bottles of milk used for regenerating health.
Sorcerer: Oh no, patented Sorcerer heal. Old family recipe-
LouisEX: For "Milk (other)".
Sorcerer: Yes.
LouisEX: Yes, and you call them "Milk (other)" despite the fact that they are obviously stage props.
Sorcerer: Ye-... you know, the-... One thing I should-...
Sorcerer: Excuse me for one second.
LouisEX: Of course.
Sorcerer progresses to stage 3-4 and back again to 3-3.
Lots of weapons falling from the sky in stage 3-4.
Sorcerer: Well, that was wonderful.
Sorcerer: A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
LouisEX: Yes, I should be going- GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN STAGE 3-4?
Sorcerer: Arctic Volcano?
LouisEX: Arctic Volcano?! At this part of the stage? At this time of the day, in this part of the background, localized entirely within The Great Wall?
Sorcerer: Yes.
LouisEX: May I see it?
Sorcerer: No.
They leave. Sorcerer points LouisEX to the exit of stage 3.
Jan (Criminal): Sorcerer! There's crates all over stage 3-4!
Sorcerer: No mother, it's just Firzen's arctic volcano!
LouisEX: Well Sorcerer, you are an odd fellow.
LouisEX: But I must say, you D a good ^J.
Stage clear!
| Ramond edited this post 11-29-2018 10:41 AM because: |
| Damn how have i not noticed this until today |