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Chapter 4
A Wise Sage
We now take this moment to introduce a new character to Hunter's World. As some of you have recognized both Hunter & Bandit wear corporate uniforms every now & then. Why on earth would two no-good scallywag's walk around in nice clothing. It just so happens that they work at a company that sells & distributes paper called Julian's Muckender. Here we find a wise old man typing away his thoughts on his computer screen.
"Hey-o, everyone out there in ZyberWorld. It’s wise sage Monk coming at you again, here from my perch as a HIGH Quality Assurance Manager at Julian's Muckender. Just a few observations on the world around me.
What do you guys think is the best kind of car? To me, you can’t beat motorcycles. They’re small, and dangerous.
I got into a car accident yesterday and I just took off. It didn’t look too bad. The guy was making a big deal out of it, but come on – dogs don’t live forever.
Sometimes when I’m sick, or feeling blue, I drink vinegar. I like all kinds: balsamic, vodka, orange juice, leaves.
Working in an office is fine, but I’d rather be a millionaire. [Elaborate on this. It’s interesting. Maybe Trademark it, too.]
Today in my office where I work as Director of HIGH Quality Assurance, we went to the beach for some reason that was never adequately explained. When we were there, our manager told us to eat hot coals. I thought that was a little bit untoward so I ate a fish instead. Then a woman I have literally never seen before in my entire life started talking very loudly about something involving Brokeback Cliff. She was ecstatic, I’d say. From what I could guess, she was definitely on drugs of some kind, perhaps cocaine, or maybe ‘drines. Also, she is a knock-out. She reminds me of a young fair maiden, Helena Antonia. Also, I stupidly ate the fishbones. I told myself “never again” after the last time, but then you turn around, and bam, they’re in my mouth. I also ate 55 hot dogs in 15 minutes, which is a world record.
Everybody remembers: “April showers bring May flowers.” But no one remembers how the rest of that goes. Which I find so frustrating.
Prediction: the Orioles will win the World Series over the Pirates in seven games.
Prediction: the space program will be renamed the Outer Space Program by 2060.
Prediction: someday we will be able to travel faster than sound. We will “break the sound barrier.”
Prediction: [note – need more predictions.]
Reminder: Julian’s safe combo: 26-34-22.
A Wise Sage
We now take this moment to introduce a new character to Hunter's World. As some of you have recognized both Hunter & Bandit wear corporate uniforms every now & then. Why on earth would two no-good scallywag's walk around in nice clothing. It just so happens that they work at a company that sells & distributes paper called Julian's Muckender. Here we find a wise old man typing away his thoughts on his computer screen.
"Hey-o, everyone out there in ZyberWorld. It’s wise sage Monk coming at you again, here from my perch as a HIGH Quality Assurance Manager at Julian's Muckender. Just a few observations on the world around me.
What do you guys think is the best kind of car? To me, you can’t beat motorcycles. They’re small, and dangerous.
I got into a car accident yesterday and I just took off. It didn’t look too bad. The guy was making a big deal out of it, but come on – dogs don’t live forever.
Sometimes when I’m sick, or feeling blue, I drink vinegar. I like all kinds: balsamic, vodka, orange juice, leaves.
Working in an office is fine, but I’d rather be a millionaire. [Elaborate on this. It’s interesting. Maybe Trademark it, too.]
Today in my office where I work as Director of HIGH Quality Assurance, we went to the beach for some reason that was never adequately explained. When we were there, our manager told us to eat hot coals. I thought that was a little bit untoward so I ate a fish instead. Then a woman I have literally never seen before in my entire life started talking very loudly about something involving Brokeback Cliff. She was ecstatic, I’d say. From what I could guess, she was definitely on drugs of some kind, perhaps cocaine, or maybe ‘drines. Also, she is a knock-out. She reminds me of a young fair maiden, Helena Antonia. Also, I stupidly ate the fishbones. I told myself “never again” after the last time, but then you turn around, and bam, they’re in my mouth. I also ate 55 hot dogs in 15 minutes, which is a world record.
Everybody remembers: “April showers bring May flowers.” But no one remembers how the rest of that goes. Which I find so frustrating.
Prediction: the Orioles will win the World Series over the Pirates in seven games.
Prediction: the space program will be renamed the Outer Space Program by 2060.
Prediction: someday we will be able to travel faster than sound. We will “break the sound barrier.”
Prediction: [note – need more predictions.]
Reminder: Julian’s safe combo: 26-34-22.
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