The Resistance / Story of Insanity

[Ramond]

Ramon: A Yoshi, please activate the Magsifilenizer.
A Yoshi: Are you serious?
Ramon: Well you just said before it might work. And there are no negative effects anyways.
Xample: But what if the machine explodes?
A Yoshi: Why should it? It never exploded before, so it can't now. That's logic.
Ramon: So why don't you activate it then?
A Yoshi: I'm not worried about the machine, but XM.
Ramon: He is crazy and insane. Please do it.
A Yoshi: Okay.

A Yoshi presses some buttons. One of the displays starts flashing green, and a whirring noise can be heard. The door of the tube closes and XM disappears in a cloud of smoke.

A Yoshi: So what this does... I hope I didn't choose the wrong settings...
Ramon: Wrong settings?
A Yoshi: I said that, yes. A problem with it?
Ramon: What happens if you did choose the wrong settings?
A Yoshi: Nothing, probably.
XZ: I hope you are not serious.
A Yoshi: I'm always serious. I never joke. See? This was no joke. Neither was this. That's logic.
Xample: That's your logic.
Ramon: So that means XM might die. - Hey! Stop the machine!!!
A Yoshi: What is up with you dude? You just said I should start it.
Tatoriga: The smoke is turning... red. Is this blood in there? Hmm...
A Yoshi: Commanding me around like that... I mean, seriously...
Ramon: Red?! Blood?! Where?!
Tatoriga: *sniff* Here. Everywhere.
Ramon: Where?!
Tatoriga: Well in our bodies of course!
Ramon: No, I mean, is there blood in the tube?!
Tatoriga: Yes.
Ramon: Damn! Stop the machine, A Yoshi!
Tatoriga: The blood is in XM's body.
A Yoshi: Nobody's commanding me around anymore. I'm me.
XZ: Oh come on guys. Calm down!

Xample leaves the room out of unknown reasons.

Ramon: Idiots! You all are freakin' idiots!
A Yoshi: Why, what for?!
Ramon: I don't know what idiots are made for.
XZ: Guys! We should better turn down the machine and see if XM's alright!!
A Yoshi: Fine.

A Yoshi presses the 'Abort' button. The whirring stops. The tube door opens. The smoke slowly vanishes.

A Yoshi: By the way. This machine does not have alternative settings.
Ramon: So what?
A Yoshi: All it is capable to do is to heal and calm down a person.
XZ: XM?

XZ walks up to the tube, where XM is lying with closed eyes, but seemingly unharmed.

XZ: XM?

Ramon slowly walks to the tube, A Yoshi follows. Silence.

There was silence for 5 minutes. Nobody moved.

XM: WHA!!
XZ: WHOA!!
A Yoshi: XM?
XM: GEHIHIHIHI
Ramon: He's crazy.
A Yoshi: Well, he was before.
Ramon: We shouldn't have stopped the machine.
A Yoshi: I'll go activate it again.

Then...

A) XM suddenly starts laughing so much the house goes topsy-turvy
B) XM screams and escapes from the room
C) A Yoshi restarts the machine
D) Ramon gives XM another headbutt, hoping to heal him