The Resistance / Story of Insanity

[Ramond]

I kinda suspected you would choose that...

Ramon: Argh... I... need... more... ICE CREAM!!

Slowly, almost like lagging, he moves to the fridge and barely manages to open it.

Ramon: ICE CREAM

Ramon eats another portion of ice cream. Suddenly his face turns red.

Ramon: Oh man!
A Yoshi: What'sh the problem?
Tatoriga: Ramon what ish wrong with you?
Ramon: UARGH!!!

Ramon jumps around.

Ramon: HAA... HAA...
XZ: Shoundsh like a big retarted laugh there.
Ramon: It's HOT! HOT!! SH- *insert censored words here*
XM: Ramon, calm down, shmelly knickersh!
Ramon: Damnation!! I'm on fire!!
Xample: What the heck is wrong with you?

After 25 painful seconds, Ramon finally comes to peace.

Ramon: What the fudge? This ice cream had chili flavour. And it was hot!!
Tatoriga: Sho what?
XZ: We don't care, we just want to know what'sh wrong with you.
Ramon: Guys, that was the reason I freaked out.
XM: What? NO!!!
Ramon: YES, you mean?
XZ: NOO!!!!
Ramon: Well whatever.

Finally everybody finishes lunch/dinner.

XZ: So what now?
Xample: Let's have some cake.
Tatoriga: The cake is NOT THE TRUTH! OMFG!!
A Yoshi: Tatoriga, stop being so obviously nerdy.
XM: We could play a round of Brawl.
Ramon: I would own you all, even if all of you played on one controller.

Suddenly there is a sound of a helicopter. Its noise increases with time. Ramon looks out of the window and notices that the helicopter is about to land somewhere in the garden of their hideout.

Ramon: Sheesh, guys! What's that?
A Yoshi: Aw man! Smells like trouble!
XM: Looks like hostiles.

After the helicopter lands, ...

A) 3 people jump out
B) 5 people jump out
C) 10 people jump out
D) it tries to explode