The Resistance / Story of Insanity

[Ramond]

Ramon: What are they doing?
A Yoshi: I think they are looking for something.
Tatoriga: The back door, like Mario in SMW always does?
A Yoshi: Guess so.

Suddenly they hear an insanly loud puff noise.

Ramon: Look!
A Yoshi: I'm looking! But where to??
Ramon: The helicopter! It just started smoking.
A Yoshi: It is still smoking.
Ramon: It's gonna blow! Get out of there!

Suddenly the helicopter explodes.

Ramon: The helicopter exploded! Oh noes!
A Yoshi: Who?

Those 10 people don't take any notice.

Ramon: The helicopter exploded! And now it's gone.
A Yoshi: I can see that.
Ramon: And what are these guys doing?
Tatoriga: Looks like they're patrolling, or rather, guarding our wall.
Ramon: What a nice deed. *sniff*
A Yoshi: Did you guys actually notice we have just one entrance? The front door?
Tatoriga: That doesn't change the fact that they're looking for the back door.
Ramon: Let's wish them luck.

Ramon opens the window and wishes the hostiles good luck with finding the back door. Then he closes the window again.

Ramon: See? Maybe they'll find it now.
A Yoshi: *sigh*
Tatoriga: So stupid. Where do they come from, anyways?

A Yoshi decides to open the window and announces that they don't have any back door. Then he closes the window again.

Ramon: What? They're going back!
A Yoshi: Trust me next time, plzkthxbai.
Tatoriga: But how, the helicopter is gone.
Ramon: Looks like backup's arriving.

Another helicopter lands at the exact same spot. 10 people jump out, then all 20 jump in.

Ramon: That's harmonic.

A Yoshi leaves, looking for Xample, XZ and XM.

Tatoriga: Can a helicopter carry 21 people?
Ramon: I suppose... it might not.

They watch the helicopter take off. Every minute it rises three metres.
After exactly an hour:

Ramon: Look. They're leaving.
Tatoriga: Indeed. Finally!
Ramon: The helicopter moves north.
Tatoriga: Isn't it losing height?

The helicopter crashes into the nearest mountain.

Ramon: The helicopter crashed into the nearest mountain.
Tatoriga: Stupid people.
Ramon: It's their job.
Tatoriga: Doesn't change the fact that they're dumb.

Later...

A) another helicopter arrives
B) A Yoshi returns announcing not being able to find Xample, XZ and XM
C) Ramon and Tatoriga battle it out at Brawl
D) the nearest mountain collapses