01-06-2009, 02:14 AM
I once read a short story in a textbook where a guy gets drunk on Christmas and goes off in his truck. Soon, he leaves it and wanders over to some Japanese family's house, and they invite him in. There's a fax machine with all these blinking lights and they're all dressed in red pyjamas. They serve him tea, and some kid says, "You'd better save some room for chicken dinner"
Shortly after he leaves, there's an article in the National Enquirer where that same guy claims he got kidnapped by aliens. He mentions their strange looks (red pyjamas, asian...ness), their equipment (fax machine), and their "truth drink" (tea). Last but not least, there's the one line he remembers: "Save the moon for Kerdy Dickus" (save some room for chicken dinner)
Shortly after he leaves, there's an article in the National Enquirer where that same guy claims he got kidnapped by aliens. He mentions their strange looks (red pyjamas, asian...ness), their equipment (fax machine), and their "truth drink" (tea). Last but not least, there's the one line he remembers: "Save the moon for Kerdy Dickus" (save some room for chicken dinner)

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