The Resistance / Story of Insanity

[Ramond]

Tatoriga: AAAH!!!
A Yoshi: I have an idea, I'll be right back!

A Yoshi rushes off again.

Ramon: I wonder what it might be.

A Yoshi returns, holding lots of red-coloured ice cream in his arms.

A Yoshi: There! And now... watch! Open the window!

Tatoriga opens the window.

Ramon: That is so gonna not work.
A Yoshi: HEY GUYS! WANT SOME ICE CREAM?
Ramon: *facepalm*

The people turn around to them, let XM, XZ and Xample drop and approach the window.

A Yoshi: Good boys! Here you go!

A Yoshi catapults the ice cream (which had already melted partially) on the enemies. They start to burn.

Ramon: What's that?!
Tatoriga: I can see that!
A Yoshi: *maniac laugh*
Ramon: Holy carp... so it actually worked?
A Yoshi: *more maniac laughter*

The people just stand there, eating ice cream. After three minutes, there's just ashes left.

A Yoshi: It had chili flavour.
Ramon: Ah, I know that from somewhere.
Tatoriga: What's this?

10 more people jump out of the helicopter. They take XM, XZ and Xample into it.

A Yoshi: NO! MY PLAN FAILED!
Ramon: There's an easier way to solve this problem.

Ramon pulls out a rocket launcher from his pocket.

A Yoshi: Wha? How did that fit in there?
Ramon: Sit and watch.

Ramon aims at the helicopter.

A Yoshi: Wait! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Ramon: 3... 2...
A Yoshi: STOP IT!
Ramon: 1...
Tatoriga: Erm... XM, XZ and Xample are in the heliocopter.
Ramon: 0! FIRE!

A clicking sound is heard repeatedly.

Ramon: No ammo. That was so obvious.

Then...
A) Ramon gets some ammo
B) A Yoshi kicks the bazooka out of Ramon's hands
C) Tatoriga jumps out the window and tries to get to the helicopter
D) the helicopter explodes