The Resistance / Story of Insanity

[Ramond]

Ramon: Now life is gonna be boring again.

Suddenly the helicopter explodes. It was the helicopter where G.W.Bush had sat in, 854 miles from where the Resistance's basement is located.

Tatoriga: How could life be boring with Brawl?! Ramon, you suck.
Ramon: Well thank you, I still think I could beat you easily.
Tatoriga: Wanna try?
Ramon: No thanks.
Tatoriga: Coward.
XM: Hey guys. I'm trying out a new recipe. Wanna watch?
Ramon: Does it involve Chili flavoured ice cream?
XM: How did you guess?
Ramon: It saved you after all.

When he turns around, he sees Tatoriga and XZ, playing Brawl.

Xample: Can I help you?
XM: Yes please. Get me those ingredients. NOW!

XM hands Xample a list with a lot of stuff on it.

Xample: This is madness.
XM: Madness?
Ramon: I bet you expected the sparta joke here.
XM: Just go and get me this stuff already!

Ramon watches Tatoriga and XZ. XZ fails horribly.

XZ: Noez!
Tatoriga: What?
XZ: I lost!
Tatoriga: I can see that. Oh and yes you lost, heh.
Ramon: Where's A Yoshi?

A Yoshi jumps out of the fridge.

A Yoshi: What is it?
Ramon: ...nothing. (Wondering about what you were doing in there.)
A Yoshi: Why call me, then?!

Ramon answers:
A) "XM is going crazy again."
B) "Dunno."
C) "Tell me, what were you doing in there?"
D) "Some helicopter exploded and apparently Bush died."