The 8-ball-Guru

[Reaper]

am I awake?
very doubtful
so am I sleeping?
all sources are pointing to yes
isn't that crap?
most likely.
am I still sleeping?
all sources are pointing to yes
when will I awake? ( ah, mistake)
don't count on it
(correcting) when will I wake up?
how comes that you even ask?
I don't know, why?
Yes.
???
it is certain

Edit:
when I think that you think that I think that BP has made a very good programm, am I right?
don't count on it.
are you thinking of yourself that you would think of me that I am stupid if you would know me?
it is decidely so.