The 8-ball-Guru

[skelguardian]

Question: will I achieve something in my life?
Guru's answer: There are some things that are better be left untold...

Question: f***, so I'll become a complete nobody!?
Guru's answer: Definitely no.

Question: But I won't achieve anything..?
Guru's answer: Who knows?

Question: Well.. I was hoping u did.
Guru's answer: That is unlikely.

Question: But I thought u knew everything!
Guru's answer: You may rely on it.

Question: Than answer the FREAKING QUESTION!
Guru's answer: That is unlikely.

Question: Ok, now you're just pissing me off!
Guru's answer: Most likely.

Question: DUDE! just stfu if nothing usefull comes out!
Guru's answer: I have my doubts.

Question: b*tch..
Guru's answer: Don't count on it.

lol, I love this so much :d