The 8-ball-Guru

[no one]

Question: Why can't sadbhav play this
Guru's answer: I will tell you when you are old enough to hear it.

Question: How old exactly?
Guru's answer: I'm sorry, I forgot. Try again later.

Question: Why am I talikng to you again?
Guru's answer: There are some things that are better be left untold...

Question: tell me now.
Guru's answer: No.

Question: How about now?
Guru's answer: No. By the way; do you know the game? You just lost it.

Question: what?
Guru's answer: My reply is no.

Question: Damn you.
Guru's answer: Forget about it.

Question: Are you gay?
Guru's answer: I have my doubts.

Question: So you're the same as Obama?
Guru's answer: No. By the way; do you know the game? You just lost it.