The 8-ball-Guru

[The Lost Global Mod]

Question: why is xyz a noob?
Guru's answer: Who knows?

Question: why does he suck?
Guru's answer: Yes - definitely.

Question: yeah
Guru's answer: How comes that you even ask?

Question: i dunno
Guru's answer: Concentrate and ask again.

Question: no?
Guru's answer: You will have to wait.

Question: but i don't wanna?
Guru's answer: Very doubtful.

Question: yes?
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.

Question: ...
Guru's answer: Concentrate and ask again.

Question: i did not ask something
Guru's answer: I'm sorry, I forgot. Try again later.

Question: shut up
Guru's answer: My reply is no.

Question: why?
Guru's answer: Not right now. Maybe later. But only maybe.

Question: what the..
Guru's answer: NO U!

Question: yes me!
Guru's answer: I have my doubts.

Question: me has too
Guru's answer: Outlook good.

Question: noo
Guru's answer: You really do not want to know that.

Question: yes i don't want
Guru's answer: Concentrate and ask again.

Question: i did not?
Guru's answer: Is this supposed to be a question?

Question: no?
Guru's answer: Very doubtful.

Question: just go away
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.

Question: good then do so
Guru's answer: Very doubtful.

Question: bah..
Guru's answer: You retard! You just asked this question!

Question: what the f***
Guru's answer: Don't count on it.

Question: i am going now..
Guru's answer: There are some things that are better be left untold...

Question: see ya
Guru's answer: Are you kidding?

Question: no
Guru's answer: Very doubtful.