The 8-ball-Guru

[Alectric]

question: do i look pretty?
answer: my answer is no

question: no i didnt
answer: are you kidding?

question: is there such a thing as ghosts?
answer: you'll have to wait

question: what are you?
answer: there are some things better left untold...

question: can i have a hug?
answer: no, by the way, do you know the game? you just lost it

question: why?
answer: you really dont want to know that

question: come on please?
answer: definately no

question: am i awesome?
answer: of course not!

question: you are so hurtfull
answer: most likely

question: can i have?
answer: yes

question: what?
answer: how comes that you even ask?

(btw i got it to work, but only in a new tab, and not in BP's post)