The 8-ball-Guru

[Bamboori]

Question: you seem very dump.
Guru's answer: As I see it, yes.

Question: you are giving random answers to me.
Guru's answer: Very doubtful.

Question: wtf? that made sense!
Guru's answer: No. By the way; do you know the game? You just lost it.

Question: lol, i was playing a game?
Guru's answer: You really do not want to know that.

Question: of course i wanna know!
Guru's answer: You will have to wait.

Question: how long?
Guru's answer: Yes.

Question: erm...
Guru's answer: You retard! You just asked this question!

Question: wtf?
Guru's answer: Forget about it.