The 8-ball-Guru

[no one]

Question: Ok, I think we need to make peace with each other.
Guru's answer: I'm sorry, I forgot. Try again later.

Question: Hey, I just want to be friend here.
Guru's answer: Not right now. Maybe later. But only maybe.

Question: Come on man. Can you stand getting chid all the time?
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: NO.

Question: Ok, then let's start negotiating.
Guru's answer: Forget about it.

Question: STFU and listen.
Guru's answer: Don't bet on it.

Question: OK whether you shut up or I'll do it for you.
Guru's answer: I will tell you when you are old enough to hear it.

Question: I don't need to hear anything.
Guru's answer: Outlook bad.

Question: To hell with all the goddamned negotiation. They don't pay me enough for this sh*t
Guru's answer: Yes.