The 8-ball-Guru

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I'm booored~

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Question: Have you realized how retarded all of your answers are?
Guru's answer: I have my doubts.

Question: |-|0w r u d01ng!?!?!?!!1one?
Guru's answer: NO U!

Question: Am I utterly retarded?
Guru's answer: That is not in my hands.

Question: At the question before: Are you sure?
Guru's answer: You may rely on it.

Question: Should I stop asking questions?
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: NO.

Question: OK, then. Are you tired?
Guru's answer: Of course not!

Question: Am I tired?
Guru's answer: Outlook bad.

Question: At the answer before: Huh O_o?
Guru's answer: My reply is no.

Question: You are right... Are you a dumbass?
Guru's answer: Yes.

Question: Haha! That's it! I won't give you any more chanced to answer my questions!! Right?
Guru's answer: Yes - definitely.