06-18-2009, 06:25 PM
A Reminder, Bamboori and Phil each still have 2 status points left.
Blue Phoenix: We can't give you everything we have, but we can give you something more valuable than our possessions.
Bandit Leader: And that would be?
SirFrog shortly forms his hand to cast a spell, but Blue Phoenix notices quickly enough and holds him back.
Blue Phoenix: We were after a treasure when you picked us up.
The bandit leader now seems to get more interested.
Bandit Leader: Go on.
Blue Phoenix: It is said to contain a lot of gold.
Bandit Leader: How did you find out about it?
Blue Phoenix: Well...
SirFrog: There was this old man in the town called Hell. I reckon you have heard that the village was eliminated completely.
Bandit Leader: True.
SirFrog: When we came to the village, he was sitting peacefully on a bench next to a house. He called us.
Bandit Leader: Why?
SirFrog: Because... as he later said, we looked like adventurers to him.
Blue Phoenix: Oh, I can still remember. He was very old, looked just like about to die.
SirFrog: He asked us if we could do him a favor. Namely finding the treasure, because he was the only one knowing about it.
Bleu Phoenix: He didn't want the chest to be buried forever.
Bandit Leader: This story stinks a bit. Can you show me the exact position on the map?
Blue Phoenix: Sure.
The bandit leader gets a map.
Blue Phoenix: It's... erm...
SirFrog: Right here.
SirFrog points at a place on the map, far, far away from Heaven, Germany and England. He knows that monsters live there, so the bandits probably wouldn't try to get it. Just then he realizes his mistake.
Bandit Leader: Hmm... I have the feeling you're trying to trick us.
Blue Phoenix: It's darn true.
Bandit Leader: You're coming with us.
The bandit leader whispers something into one of the guards' ear. That one nods and goes outside.
Bandit Leader: If we don't find anything there, then I guarantee to cut off your balls and put them into your a**es, and the next time you have to sh*t you'll sh*t onto your balls.
Blue Phoenix: You'll see we're telling the truth.
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Phil: Let's go to the tavern.
Bamboori: Let's check the item shop out first!
Drahcir: We should go back to save them, goddamnit!
Phil: We will... after we've been to the tavern. I have a plan.
Bamboori: Truly?
Phil: Yes.
Drahcir: Let's go and not waste time!
After a while they arrive at the item shop, which ironically is still opened at this time.
Drahcir: ...oh crap.
Phil: What is it?
Drahcir: I think Blue Phoenix was carrying all the money.
Bamboori: ...darn. We could still sell stuff though.
WELCOME TO THE DRUG STORE IN GERMANY
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Small Healing Flask (20): Replenishes 30 HP.
Medium Healing Flask (50): Replenishes 70 HP.
Small Mana Vial (30): Regenerates 20 MP.
Medium Mana Vial (75): Regenerates 50 MP.
Potion of Life (100): Brings a knocked out member back to the fight and replenishes 10% of his max. HP.
Antidote (50): Cures poisoned teammembers.
Magic Needle (50): Removes paralyzation of a single teammember.
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Blue Phoenix, SirFrog and sadbhav are brought into a seperate tent with 3 guards. 2 inside, 1 outside.
Blue Phoenix: What now?
SirFrog: Don't know.
What now?
A) Talk about a random boring topic, hoping to make the guards fall asleep.
B) Talk about an escape plan.
C) Go To Sleep
D) Taunt the guards
E) Your own suggestions...
Book of Knowledge (Bamboori equips stuff; Drug Store added)
It's night-time. (12:43 AM)
Blue Phoenix: We can't give you everything we have, but we can give you something more valuable than our possessions.
Bandit Leader: And that would be?
SirFrog shortly forms his hand to cast a spell, but Blue Phoenix notices quickly enough and holds him back.
Blue Phoenix: We were after a treasure when you picked us up.
The bandit leader now seems to get more interested.
Bandit Leader: Go on.
Blue Phoenix: It is said to contain a lot of gold.
Bandit Leader: How did you find out about it?
Blue Phoenix: Well...
SirFrog: There was this old man in the town called Hell. I reckon you have heard that the village was eliminated completely.
Bandit Leader: True.
SirFrog: When we came to the village, he was sitting peacefully on a bench next to a house. He called us.
Bandit Leader: Why?
SirFrog: Because... as he later said, we looked like adventurers to him.
Blue Phoenix: Oh, I can still remember. He was very old, looked just like about to die.
SirFrog: He asked us if we could do him a favor. Namely finding the treasure, because he was the only one knowing about it.
Bleu Phoenix: He didn't want the chest to be buried forever.
Bandit Leader: This story stinks a bit. Can you show me the exact position on the map?
Blue Phoenix: Sure.
The bandit leader gets a map.
Blue Phoenix: It's... erm...
SirFrog: Right here.
SirFrog points at a place on the map, far, far away from Heaven, Germany and England. He knows that monsters live there, so the bandits probably wouldn't try to get it. Just then he realizes his mistake.
Bandit Leader: Hmm... I have the feeling you're trying to trick us.
Blue Phoenix: It's darn true.
Bandit Leader: You're coming with us.
The bandit leader whispers something into one of the guards' ear. That one nods and goes outside.
Bandit Leader: If we don't find anything there, then I guarantee to cut off your balls and put them into your a**es, and the next time you have to sh*t you'll sh*t onto your balls.
Blue Phoenix: You'll see we're telling the truth.
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Phil: Let's go to the tavern.
Bamboori: Let's check the item shop out first!
Drahcir: We should go back to save them, goddamnit!
Phil: We will... after we've been to the tavern. I have a plan.
Bamboori: Truly?
Phil: Yes.
Drahcir: Let's go and not waste time!
After a while they arrive at the item shop, which ironically is still opened at this time.
Drahcir: ...oh crap.
Phil: What is it?
Drahcir: I think Blue Phoenix was carrying all the money.
Bamboori: ...darn. We could still sell stuff though.
WELCOME TO THE DRUG STORE IN GERMANY
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Small Healing Flask (20): Replenishes 30 HP.
Medium Healing Flask (50): Replenishes 70 HP.
Small Mana Vial (30): Regenerates 20 MP.
Medium Mana Vial (75): Regenerates 50 MP.
Potion of Life (100): Brings a knocked out member back to the fight and replenishes 10% of his max. HP.
Antidote (50): Cures poisoned teammembers.
Magic Needle (50): Removes paralyzation of a single teammember.
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Blue Phoenix, SirFrog and sadbhav are brought into a seperate tent with 3 guards. 2 inside, 1 outside.
Blue Phoenix: What now?
SirFrog: Don't know.
What now?
A) Talk about a random boring topic, hoping to make the guards fall asleep.
B) Talk about an escape plan.
C) Go To Sleep
D) Taunt the guards
E) Your own suggestions...
Book of Knowledge (Bamboori equips stuff; Drug Store added)
It's night-time. (12:43 AM)
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