The 8-ball-Guru

[vandesdelca]

YAAAY! revived! i'm going to play with you again!


Question: who revive you?
Guru's answer: Yes, if your parents let you.

Question: my parent let me know it you bastard!
Guru's answer: I will tell you when you are old enough to hear it.

Question: huh?
Guru's answer: Outlook so so.

Question: so so? so what? hobo?
Guru's answer: You really do not want to know that.

Question: i want to.
Guru's answer: Are you kidding?

Question: no! you freaking Dumb-ledore!
Guru's answer: Concentrate and ask again.

Question: i don't understand what you're saying
Guru's answer: Very doubtful.

Question: doubtful? your gender is doubtful?
Guru's answer: You pervert! I see it in your eyes!

Question: you can?
Guru's answer: Who knows?

Question: who knows?
Guru's answer: That is not in my hands.

Question: then what's your gender you freaking sassy girl!
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: NO.

Question: then you're a man?
Guru's answer: Definitely no.