The 8-ball-Guru

[Bamboori]

Question: hey guru, are you hungry?
Guru's answer: Not really, only if you're able to do a barrel roll.

Question: what has that to do with your hunger?
Guru's answer: Concentrate and ask again.

Question: wth? no, i'll never do!
Guru's answer: Yes.

Question: lol
Guru's answer: NO U!

Question: no u
Guru's answer: No. By the way; do you know the game? You just lost it.

Question: NOOOO D:
Guru's answer: Forget about it.

Question: pissed off, huh?
Guru's answer: Are you kidding?

Question: so not?
Guru's answer: You really do not want to know that.

Question: what? i wanna know!
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.

Question: yeah i know.
Guru's answer: That is not in my hands.

Question: i know
Guru's answer: As I see it, yes.

Question: do you always just plain agree me?
Guru's answer: Who knows?