The 8-ball-Guru

[3rdEnemy]

Time 4 some fun

Question: Guru can you help me with mafia game?
Guru's answer: My reply is no.

Question: Come on i am a citizen, plz help!
Guru's answer: Are you kidding?

Question: No, I am not! So can you help us?
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: NO.

Question: Why not?
Guru's answer: Who knows?


Question: Are you aganst cheating or something?
Guru's answer: Not right now. Maybe later. But only maybe.

size=x-small]Question: [/size]But you still won't help me?
Guru's answer: There are some things that are better be left untold...

Question: And some things aren't! I am feed up with your Pullsh**! You will F***ing help me and that is it! Got that?
Guru's answer: No.

Question: Yeah, well...*10 minutes pass* HOW ABOUT NOW?
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: NO.

Question: You helping me now *points a gun at the guru*
Guru's answer: Most likely.

Question: Ok, now that this has been settled, is phil mafia?
Guru's answer: Concentrate and ask again.

Question: *Concentrates* Is just_a_phil mafia?
Guru's answer: You will have to wait.

Question: Ok I have waited enough, ready to answer me?
Guru's answer: Most likely.

Question: Is Phil a mafia member?
Guru's answer: How comes that you even ask?

Question: So you are that sure that phil is mafia?
Guru's answer: You really do not want to know that.

Question: Yes, I do!!!
Guru's answer: Definitely no.

Question: Yes, I freeking do!!!
Guru's answer: No. By the way; do you know the game? You just lost it.

Question: Last time, is phil mafia???
Guru's answer: Most likely.

Question: And you had to go trough all that PS for this simple answer?
Guru's answer: Definitely no.

Question: So you just wanted to make fun of me?
Guru's answer: How comes that you even ask?

Question: Right, well F*** you too! Good bye.
Guru's answer: You may rely on it.

I acually hited the thx box of someone else and alec