The 8-ball-Guru

[Alblaka]

Question: Will the world end tomorrow?
Guru's answer: That is unlikely.

Question: Are you sure?
Guru's answer: Definitely no.

Question: Is there a way to make you sure?
Guru's answer: Outlook good.

Question: Do i have to bribe you to get the answer?
Guru's answer: Don't count on it.

Question: Do i have to bake you Cookies to get the answer?
Guru's answer: You will have to wait.

Question: *bakes Cookies in the maintime* So, how's the answer?
Guru's answer: NO U!

Question: HEY! I extra made those chocolate cookies... You like chocolate?
Guru's answer: Not really, only if you're able to do a barrel roll.

Question: Ow, then here, take some normal cookies... Will you tell me the answer now?
Guru's answer: Outlook so so.

Question: Hey, great! So, will the world end tomorrow?
Guru's answer: You really do not want to know that.

ARGGHHHH!