The 8-ball-Guru

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Question: nooo! will the world gonna end tomorrow?
Guru's answer: I will tell you when you are old enough to hear it.

Question: how old?
Guru's answer: Yes.

Question: you suck, anyway, why HF isn't working on my browser?
Guru's answer: How comes that you even ask?

Question: i ask that cuz i'm curious!
Guru's answer: You may rely on it.

Question: you're freak...
Guru's answer: Very doubtful.



EDIT:

talent question (Click to View)

Question: oh, great guru, do i have a great potential in spriting?
Guru's answer: No.

Question: what? you sux! how'd you know?
Guru's answer: I have my doubts.

Question: you cut down my hope you bastard!
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.

Question: do you think so?
Guru's answer: Not really, only if you're able to do a barrel roll.

Question: so do i have a great potential in DC-ing?
Guru's answer: Outlook bad.

Question: HAHA! you lose the game faggots! i have talent in DC-ing
Guru's answer: Yes.