The 8-ball-Guru

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Question: Oh, great Guru! Please, tell me: Am I stupid?
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.

Question: Did you lie?
Guru's answer: Of course not!

Question: That means im stupid?
Guru's answer: Not right now. Maybe later. But only maybe.

Question: Am I stupid now?
Guru's answer: There are some things that are better be left untold...

Question: Is it better left ontold?
Guru's answer: You may rely on it.

Question: Should I rely on it?
Guru's answer: That is not in my hands.

Question: Is it in my hands?
Guru's answer: I have my doubts.

Question: Is it in Blue Pheonixes hands?
Guru's answer: I'm sorry, I forgot. Try again later.

Question: This is later.
Guru's answer: It is decidedly so.

Question: Is it in Blue Pheonixes hands?
Guru's answer: Are you kidding?

Question: How about MH?
Guru's answer: Definitely no.

Question: Is it in anyones hands?
Guru's answer: Forget about it.

Question: Ok I forgot.
Guru's answer: Don't count on it.

Question: Why not?
Guru's answer: There are some things that are better be left untold...

Question: Am I stupid now?
Guru's answer: I have my doubts.

Question: So I am not?
Guru's answer: I'm sorry to tell you this but you are homosexual.

Question: Really?
Guru's answer: Yes, if your parents let you.

Question: Do they let me?
Guru's answer: Definitely no.

Question: Yay Im not.
Guru's answer: Very doubtful.

Question: What I am?
Guru's answer: As I see it, yes.

Question: Are you blind?
Guru's answer: You will have to wait.

Question: Done.
Guru's answer: My reply is no.

Question: Now?
Guru's answer: Outlook so so.

Question: Then now?
Guru's answer: Yes, if your parents let you.

Question: Do they let me?
Guru's answer: No. By the way; do you know the game? You just lost it.

Question: What is the game?
Guru's answer: A game, the sole object of which is to not remember that you are playing it. As soon as you remember that it exists, you have lost and must start again.

Question: Am I now?
Guru's answer: Very doubtful.

Question: Finnaly.
Guru's answer: There are things that do not belong in here. Ask this some other idiot.

Question: Is my little brother an idiot?
Guru's answer: That is not in my hands.

Question: Mine?
Guru's answer: Yes.

Question: He is.
Guru's answer: It is certain.

Question: So I am not?
Guru's answer: My reply is no.

Question: Great.
Guru's answer: There are things that do not belong in here. Ask this some other idiot.

Question: Am I stupid?
Guru's answer: There are things that do not belong in here. Ask this some other idiot.

Question: Am I stupid now?
Guru's answer: Outlook so so.

Question: Is so so good?
Guru's answer: Very doubtful.

Question: Damn.
Guru's answer: Don't bet on it.

Question: Why not.
Guru's answer: Yes.

Question: I bet ten pounds.
Is it?
Guru's answer: When you can succeed in IWBTG on impossible; yes.

Question: Can I?
Guru's answer: No matter what you do, it'll always be a yes.

Question: So am I stupid?
Guru's answer: I will tell you when you are old enough to hear it.

Question: Am I old enough?
Guru's answer: I'm sorry, I forgot. Try again later.

Question: Now?
Guru's answer: Is this supposed to be a question?

Question: No.
Guru's answer: I'm sorry to tell you this but you are homosexual.

Question: Am I stupid?
Guru's answer: A plain "yes" should be enough to answer that question.

Question: Am you stupid?
Guru's answer: A plain "yes" should be enough to answer that question.

Question: Am I stupid now?
Guru's answer: Not right now. Maybe later. But only maybe.

Question: Am I homesexual now?
Guru's answer: Outlook bad.

Question: Bye bye.
Have a nice day.
Guru's answer: Yes - definitely.