The 8-ball-Guru

[Kevin]

Question: O, great Guru! Please, tell me how to access your infinite knowledge!
Guru's answer: Concentrate and ask again.

Question: Oh, great Guru! Please, tell me how to access your infinite knowledge!
Guru's answer: Enter a Yes/No question and click the submit-button. If you want to keep the question and the corresponding answer, click [copy to collection]. In order to Ctrl+V your stuff in the forums, hit [copy to clipboard]; the collection's data will be retrieved. To clear all fields, click [clear all].