Interrogate Simon, Uncomfortably

[Ramond]

I can travel to the future. Though each second I automatically travel one second.
:/

Objection!

It depends on your sight of view. In any case, every moment you observe is "now", so what has been "1 second" one second ago, is now "now".

Why does "everyone" like pizza?

Pizza tastes good. That reminds me, I should go have my last half.

just what lauli said
traveling back in time is possible if we could move faster than light
and to travel to the future you have to be slower than light, and we do that all the time, that's why the time passes atall
moving at the same speed would cause a timestop

If we'd go by your theory, we couldn't travel into the future, as we can't move slower than not at all. We hardly move at all (compared to light and everything that's out there in the wide universe), so we couldn't go into the future. I win. (Or not.)

When will Chuck Norris die? :o

Sooner or later, but if you want something more solid, I'd say in the next dozens of years.