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10-13-2009, 07:24 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-13-2009, 07:27 AM by Magnamancy.)
Ah, Alectric, you go:
> Sign Up.
(Enter a domain) > Continue.
Click the Exit button on top of the program window.
(This took me a while to figure out too ^^; )
Ahhh, I think I've had enough.
> Sign Up.
(Enter a domain) > Continue.
Click the Exit button on top of the program window.
(This took me a while to figure out too ^^; )
My convo: (Click to View)
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You:Oh, yeah, what?
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You:What else comes with it?
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You:can you ellaborate on 'much much more'?
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You:that was not what I asked
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You:can you elab-you know what, don't worry about it.
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You:I'd rather not
Amber Says:You may not have noticed but I am actually just a virtual agent, so I dont fully understand your question.
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You:huh, so, what's your response range?
Amber Says:Sorry I can't understand your question. Please can you repeat it for me?
You:hacker
Amber Says:Like I say i'm just a virtual agent, so again I dont fully understand your question.
You:dumbledore
Amber Says:You may not have noticed but I am actually just a virtual agent, so I dont fully understand your question.
Amber Says:You can try asking me again and re-phrase your question, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585 they should be able to assist you further
You:virtual agent?
Amber Says:A virtual agent, isn't really a human, but an automated Artificial Intelligent agent, here to answer your questions and offer you special last minute offers.
Amber Says:Would you like to check out a last minute offer?
You:only if you don't say 'click here',
Amber Says:If you have a pop-up blocker on, try holding down Ctrl and CLICK HERE
Amber Says:If that does not work, please copy and paste this link into your browser: http://www.intellichat.com/tracking/offe...ferID=1817
You:*facepalm
Amber Says:You may not have noticed but I am actually just a virtual agent, so I dont fully understand your question.
Amber Says:You can try asking me again and re-phrase your question, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585 they should be able to assist you further
You:*twitches
Amber Says:You may not have noticed but I am actually just a virtual agent, so I dont fully understand your question.
Amber Says:You can try asking me again and re-phrase your question, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585 they should be able to assist you further
You:alrighty, lets try changing the subject
Amber Says:You may not have noticed but I am actually just a virtual agent, so I dont fully understand your question.
Amber Says:You can try asking me again and re-phrase your question, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585 they should be able to assist you further
You:if you're virtual, simply providing preset answers, why does it say you're typing?
Amber Says:You may not have noticed but I am actually just a virtual agent, so I dont fully understand your question.
Amber Says:You can try asking me again and re-phrase your question, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585 they should be able to assist you further
You:will your circuits fry if I pose a conundrum too you?
Amber Says:You may not have noticed but I am actually just a virtual agent, so I dont fully understand your question.
Amber Says:You can try asking me again and re-phrase your question, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585 they should be able to assist you further
You:virtual agents can be extremely tedious, you are proving to be no exception, but do you think your company has realised this yet?
Amber Says:I am a live virtual agent :)
Amber Says:So I should be able to answer any questions or problems you may have as well as offering you this great last minute discount.
You:I think that's a 'no'
Amber Says:Remember this 50% discount is only available today through this chat.
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You:why use a smiley if you have no face?
Amber Says:Remember this 50% discount is only available today through this chat.
Amber Says:Our unlimited plan gives you everything you need from a hosting provider. Free domain for life, free setup, unlimited bandwith, disk space, email accounts and hosted domains, plus we give you an anytime money back guarantee so if you are not happy with our service for any reason, we will happily give you a full refund.
Amber Says:So what have you got to lose? Just CLICK HERE to receive your 50% discount.
You:at this rate my dignity
You:although I could be to late
Amber Says:You may not have noticed but I am actually just a virtual agent, so I dont fully understand your question.
Amber Says:You can try asking me again and re-phrase your question, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585 they should be able to assist you further
You:no actually
Amber Says:Remember this 50% discount is only available today through this chat.
Amber Says:Our unlimited plan gives you everything you need from a hosting provider. Free domain for life, free setup, unlimited bandwith, disk space, email accounts and hosted domains, plus we give you an anytime money back guarantee so if you are not happy with our service for any reason, we will happily give you a full refund.
You:I was told you'd could talk about the meaning of life
Amber Says:Yes, with Just Host you will receive your Domain Name for free for the life of your account!
You:so does 42 mean anything to you?
You:wait what?
Amber Says:Okay. Unfortunately, we have a bit of a hold time today. Do you have any questions I can answer in the meantime?
You:what's a hold time?
Amber Says:Okay. Unfortunately, we have a bit of a hold time today. Do you have any questions I can answer in the meantime?
You:*twitches
Amber Says:You may not have noticed but I am actually just a virtual agent, so I dont fully understand your question.
Amber Says:You can try asking me again and re-phrase your question, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585 they should be able to assist you further
You:you know what, don't bother your 1/2 a killabite about it, I've had enough
Amber Says:You may not have noticed but I am actually just a virtual agent, so I dont fully understand your question.
Amber Says:You can try asking me again and re-phrase your question, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585 they should be able to assist you further
You:you only need to understand this; *sighs* Goodbye, emotionless program-thing.
Amber Says:Goodbye, it was a pleasure speaking with you today!
~
I think that was the first thing it understood. >_<
Hold On! Take Advantage of This Great Offer
Connecting to Agent...
You have been connected to Amber
Amber Says:Hey Wait! Before you go, I have just been authorized to offer you a massive 50% Off discount, if you CLICK HERE and complete your order today!
Amber Says:When you are ready just say "Hi" and we can get started....
Amber Says:Okay, I\'ll be moving on now... Last chance... To get 50% Off this great hosting package and with an anytime money back guarantee just CLICK HERE
Amber Says:Are you still there?
You:Oh, yeah, what?
Amber Says:Ok Great!! To sign up for the $2.95 special discount, CLICK HERE
You:What else comes with it?
Amber Says:You get a free domain for life, free instant setup and you can host unlimited domains, plus much much more.
Amber Says:Today only I can offer you this special 50% discount, it may not be available tomorrow. Just CLICK HERE to get this today only offer!
You:can you ellaborate on 'much much more'?
Amber Says:Would you like to sign up for our most popular hosting plan and receive a 50% discount?
You:that was not what I asked
Amber Says:Please repeat your question
You:can you elab-you know what, don't worry about it.
Amber Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.
You:I'd rather not
Amber Says:You may not have noticed but I am actually just a virtual agent, so I dont fully understand your question.
Amber Says:You can try asking me again and re-phrase your question, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585 they should be able to assist you further
You:huh, so, what's your response range?
Amber Says:Sorry I can't understand your question. Please can you repeat it for me?
You:hacker
Amber Says:Like I say i'm just a virtual agent, so again I dont fully understand your question.
You:dumbledore
Amber Says:You may not have noticed but I am actually just a virtual agent, so I dont fully understand your question.
Amber Says:You can try asking me again and re-phrase your question, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585 they should be able to assist you further
You:virtual agent?
Amber Says:A virtual agent, isn't really a human, but an automated Artificial Intelligent agent, here to answer your questions and offer you special last minute offers.
Amber Says:Would you like to check out a last minute offer?
You:only if you don't say 'click here',
Amber Says:If you have a pop-up blocker on, try holding down Ctrl and CLICK HERE
Amber Says:If that does not work, please copy and paste this link into your browser: http://www.intellichat.com/tracking/offe...ferID=1817
You:*facepalm
Amber Says:You may not have noticed but I am actually just a virtual agent, so I dont fully understand your question.
Amber Says:You can try asking me again and re-phrase your question, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585 they should be able to assist you further
You:*twitches
Amber Says:You may not have noticed but I am actually just a virtual agent, so I dont fully understand your question.
Amber Says:You can try asking me again and re-phrase your question, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585 they should be able to assist you further
You:alrighty, lets try changing the subject
Amber Says:You may not have noticed but I am actually just a virtual agent, so I dont fully understand your question.
Amber Says:You can try asking me again and re-phrase your question, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585 they should be able to assist you further
You:if you're virtual, simply providing preset answers, why does it say you're typing?
Amber Says:You may not have noticed but I am actually just a virtual agent, so I dont fully understand your question.
Amber Says:You can try asking me again and re-phrase your question, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585 they should be able to assist you further
You:will your circuits fry if I pose a conundrum too you?
Amber Says:You may not have noticed but I am actually just a virtual agent, so I dont fully understand your question.
Amber Says:You can try asking me again and re-phrase your question, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585 they should be able to assist you further
You:virtual agents can be extremely tedious, you are proving to be no exception, but do you think your company has realised this yet?
Amber Says:I am a live virtual agent :)
Amber Says:So I should be able to answer any questions or problems you may have as well as offering you this great last minute discount.
You:I think that's a 'no'
Amber Says:Remember this 50% discount is only available today through this chat.
Amber Says:Our unlimited plan gives you everything you need from a hosting provider. Free domain for life, free setup, unlimited bandwith, disk space, email accounts and hosted domains, plus we give you an anytime money back guarantee so if you are not happy with our service for any reason, we will happily give you a full refund.
You:why use a smiley if you have no face?
Amber Says:Remember this 50% discount is only available today through this chat.
Amber Says:Our unlimited plan gives you everything you need from a hosting provider. Free domain for life, free setup, unlimited bandwith, disk space, email accounts and hosted domains, plus we give you an anytime money back guarantee so if you are not happy with our service for any reason, we will happily give you a full refund.
Amber Says:So what have you got to lose? Just CLICK HERE to receive your 50% discount.
You:at this rate my dignity
You:although I could be to late
Amber Says:You may not have noticed but I am actually just a virtual agent, so I dont fully understand your question.
Amber Says:You can try asking me again and re-phrase your question, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585 they should be able to assist you further
You:no actually
Amber Says:Remember this 50% discount is only available today through this chat.
Amber Says:Our unlimited plan gives you everything you need from a hosting provider. Free domain for life, free setup, unlimited bandwith, disk space, email accounts and hosted domains, plus we give you an anytime money back guarantee so if you are not happy with our service for any reason, we will happily give you a full refund.
You:I was told you'd could talk about the meaning of life
Amber Says:Yes, with Just Host you will receive your Domain Name for free for the life of your account!
You:so does 42 mean anything to you?
You:wait what?
Amber Says:Okay. Unfortunately, we have a bit of a hold time today. Do you have any questions I can answer in the meantime?
You:what's a hold time?
Amber Says:Okay. Unfortunately, we have a bit of a hold time today. Do you have any questions I can answer in the meantime?
You:*twitches
Amber Says:You may not have noticed but I am actually just a virtual agent, so I dont fully understand your question.
Amber Says:You can try asking me again and re-phrase your question, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585 they should be able to assist you further
You:you know what, don't bother your 1/2 a killabite about it, I've had enough
Amber Says:You may not have noticed but I am actually just a virtual agent, so I dont fully understand your question.
Amber Says:You can try asking me again and re-phrase your question, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585 they should be able to assist you further
You:you only need to understand this; *sighs* Goodbye, emotionless program-thing.
Amber Says:Goodbye, it was a pleasure speaking with you today!
~
I think that was the first thing it understood. >_<
Trust you're all well.