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lol thanks, i tried to see where i could go with this, and ask her out for teh lulz 
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You:hi
Emma Says:Hi my name is Emma thanks for visiting Just Host today!
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You:can i hjave a higher discount?
Emma Says:I shouldnt really do this but if you look at the bottom of this page there is a link which says Secret Link this will give you a special discount :-) which might be able to help you.
Emma Says:Please don't tell anyone else I told you though!
You:why?
Emma Says:You get a free domain for life, free instant setup and you can host unlimited domains, plus much much more.
Emma Says:Today only I can offer you this special 50% discount, it may not be available tomorrow. Just CLICK HERE to get this today only offer!
You:dont change the topic
Emma Says:Would you like to sign up for our most popular hosting plan and receive a 50% discount?
You:not really'
Emma Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.
You:how much is that actal thing...all ive heard are discounts
Emma Says
ur unlimited hosting plan USUALLY costs $6.95 month, with free Domain, unlimited disk space, unlimited bandwidth, host unlimited domains and unlimited email accounts.
Emma Says:But today only get a 50% discount, so you can get this all for just $4.95 /month, when you CLICK HERE.
You:STOP OFFERING DISCOUNTS
You:I DONT WANT THEM
Emma Says:Remember this 50% discount is only available today through this chat.
You:i only want the full price
Emma Saysur unlimited hosting plan USUALLY costs $6.95 month, with free Domain, unlimited disk space, unlimited bandwidth, host unlimited domains and unlimited email accounts.
Emma Says:But today only get a 50% discount, so you can get this all for just $4.95 /month, when you CLICK HERE.
You:i know you said already
Emma Says:Sorry I can't understand your question. Please can you repeat it for me?
You:can you tell me what 2 + 2 is?
Emma Says:Like I say i'm just a virtual agent, so again I dont fully understand your question.
Emma Says:Try to re-phrase your question for me, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585
You:well duh
Emma Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.
You:why would i want to contact another robot over the phone?
Emma Saysk, you got me, I am a live virtual agent.
You:I KNOW
You:jeez
You:you arent too bright
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You:do you come with the domain?
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You:lol, playing hard to get eh?
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You:hahahahaha
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You:your so funny, i like a sense of humour in a virtual agent
Emma Says:I'm 26 years old and for today only I can offer you this amazing deal through this chat only. CLICK HERE to receive it.
You:26 years old is pretty old for a virtual agent, i thought they would have updated you every month at least
Emma Says:I'm 26 years old and for today only I can offer you this amazing deal through this chat only. CLICK HERE to receive it.
You:but that doesnt detract me from you.gif ";)")
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You:you sly thing you
Emma Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.
You:would you like my credit card number and bank account details?
Emma Says:We accept Visa, MasterCard, American Express, and Discover Card, as well as PayPal.
Emma Says:So if you want to sign up for the $2.95 Pro Plan offer, just CLICK HERE
You:what if i dont own any of those cards?
Emma Says:We accept Visa, MasterCard and American Express. Also we take Paypal payments.
You:im thinking of a number between 1 and 10
Emma Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.
You:you got it!
You:you are so smart
You:and funny
Emma Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.
You:wow, ive never met an agent as beautiful as you...funny, smart, pretty
Emma Says:Thank you
You:lol
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You
top copy and pasting the same thing voer and over again
You:its kinda getting on my nerves
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You
lease stop
You:we had such a good conversation going before
You:and now i dont think you like me
Emma Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.
You:How could you be so heartless?
You:i thought we had a connection!
Emma Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.
You:NOOO!!!!
Emma Says:Remember this 50% discount is only available today through this chat.
You:well emma, goodbye
Emma Says:Goodbye, it was a pleasure speaking with you today!
@magnamancy: lolz
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Connecting to Agent...
You have been connected to Emma
Emma Says:Hey Wait! Before you go, I have just been authorized to offer you a massive 50% Off discount, if you CLICK HERE and complete your order today!
Emma Says:When you are ready just say "Hi" and we can get started....
You:hi
Emma Says:Hi my name is Emma thanks for visiting Just Host today!
Emma Says:Is there anything I can help you with? Or if you would like to check out our last minute 50% discount, please CLICK HERE!
You:can i hjave a higher discount?
Emma Says:I shouldnt really do this but if you look at the bottom of this page there is a link which says Secret Link this will give you a special discount :-) which might be able to help you.
Emma Says:Please don't tell anyone else I told you though!
You:why?
Emma Says:You get a free domain for life, free instant setup and you can host unlimited domains, plus much much more.
Emma Says:Today only I can offer you this special 50% discount, it may not be available tomorrow. Just CLICK HERE to get this today only offer!
You:dont change the topic
Emma Says:Would you like to sign up for our most popular hosting plan and receive a 50% discount?
You:not really'
Emma Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.
You:how much is that actal thing...all ive heard are discounts
Emma Says
ur unlimited hosting plan USUALLY costs $6.95 month, with free Domain, unlimited disk space, unlimited bandwidth, host unlimited domains and unlimited email accounts.Emma Says:But today only get a 50% discount, so you can get this all for just $4.95 /month, when you CLICK HERE.
You:STOP OFFERING DISCOUNTS
You:I DONT WANT THEM
Emma Says:Remember this 50% discount is only available today through this chat.
You:i only want the full price
Emma Says
ur unlimited hosting plan USUALLY costs $6.95 month, with free Domain, unlimited disk space, unlimited bandwidth, host unlimited domains and unlimited email accounts.Emma Says:But today only get a 50% discount, so you can get this all for just $4.95 /month, when you CLICK HERE.
You:i know you said already
Emma Says:Sorry I can't understand your question. Please can you repeat it for me?
You:can you tell me what 2 + 2 is?
Emma Says:Like I say i'm just a virtual agent, so again I dont fully understand your question.
Emma Says:Try to re-phrase your question for me, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585
You:well duh
Emma Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.
You:why would i want to contact another robot over the phone?
Emma Says
k, you got me, I am a live virtual agent.You:I KNOW
You:jeez
You:you arent too bright
Emma Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.
You:do you come with the domain?
Emma Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.
You:lol, playing hard to get eh?
Emma Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.
You:hahahahaha
Emma Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.
You:your so funny, i like a sense of humour in a virtual agent
Emma Says:I'm 26 years old and for today only I can offer you this amazing deal through this chat only. CLICK HERE to receive it.
You:26 years old is pretty old for a virtual agent, i thought they would have updated you every month at least
Emma Says:I'm 26 years old and for today only I can offer you this amazing deal through this chat only. CLICK HERE to receive it.
You:but that doesnt detract me from you
Emma Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.
You:you sly thing you
Emma Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.
You:would you like my credit card number and bank account details?
Emma Says:We accept Visa, MasterCard, American Express, and Discover Card, as well as PayPal.
Emma Says:So if you want to sign up for the $2.95 Pro Plan offer, just CLICK HERE
You:what if i dont own any of those cards?
Emma Says:We accept Visa, MasterCard and American Express. Also we take Paypal payments.
You:im thinking of a number between 1 and 10
Emma Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.
You:you got it!
You:you are so smart
You:and funny
Emma Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.
You:wow, ive never met an agent as beautiful as you...funny, smart, pretty
Emma Says:Thank you
You:lol
Emma Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.
You
top copy and pasting the same thing voer and over againYou:its kinda getting on my nerves
Emma Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.
You
lease stopYou:we had such a good conversation going before
You:and now i dont think you like me
Emma Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.
You:How could you be so heartless?
You:i thought we had a connection!
Emma Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.
You:NOOO!!!!
Emma Says:Remember this 50% discount is only available today through this chat.
You:well emma, goodbye
Emma Says:Goodbye, it was a pleasure speaking with you today!