lolz, i decided to go angry on this lady
rofl i thought machines liked kittens
technically it was 18 kittens, because of the first one at the start, and she said something at the end
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Anni Says:Hey Wait! Before you go, I have just been authorized to offer you a massive 50% Off discount, if you CLICK HERE and complete your order today!
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You:talking to you virtual agents makes me want to disembowl kittens
Anni Says:A virtual agent, isn't really a human, but an automated Artificial Intelligent agent, here to answer your questions and offer you special last minute offers.
Anni Says:Would you like to check out a last minute offer?
You:if you type one more sentance, this kitty gets it
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Anni Says:Today only I can offer you this special 50% discount, it may not be available tomorrow. Just CLICK HERE to get this today only offer!
Youorry, i cant see the screen anymore because of all the kitten blood sprayed all over it
Anni Says:Would you like to sign up for our most popular hosting plan and receive a 50% discount?
You:ill be back in a minute, i just need to go wash the kitten bowels off my new suit
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You:ok im back
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You:now, i have decided everytime you type something, i will kill a kitten
Anni Says:You may not have noticed but I am actually just a virtual agent, so I dont fully understand your question.
You:BAM
Anni Says:Sorry I can't understand your question. Please can you repeat it for me?
You:BAM 2 kittens? you would rather offer me deals im not going to fall for instead of saving kittens?
Anni Says:Like I say i'm just a virtual agent, so again I dont fully understand your question.
Anni Says:Try to re-phrase your question for me, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585
You:BAM BAM 4 you disgust me more that i disgust myself
Anni Says:Would you like to sign up for our most popular hosting plan and receive a 50% discount?
You:BAM 5 kittens!
Anni Says:Would you like to sign up for our most popular hosting plan and receive a 50% discount?
You:6! you are a monster
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You:7! and thats saying something coming from the guy who is actually shooting the kittens
Anni Says:Would you like to sign up for our most popular hosting plan and receive a 50% discount?
You:8! YOU ARE SO HEARTLESS
Anni Says:Would you like to sign up for our most popular hosting plan and receive a 50% discount?
You:BAM, 9! sooner or later i will run out of kittens
Anni Saysk but remember this is a limited time offer which is only available Today through this chat. To take advantage of this before its too late just CLICK HERE
You:i hate you, 10 kittens dead in 5 minutes
Anni Says:Would you like to sign up for our most popular hosting plan and receive a 50% discount?
You:JUST DIE YOU COW! 11 kittens
Anni Says:Would you like to sign up for our most popular hosting plan and receive a 50% discount?
You:No i f***ing dont want to f***ing sign f***ing up to your f***ing hosting plan f***! (12 kittens)
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You:f***!
You:13 kittens
Anni Says:Would you like to sign up for our most popular hosting plan and receive a 50% discount?
You:
Anni Says:When you are ready just say "Hi" and we can get started....
You:16 kittens, f*** off
Anni Saysk that was rude so I am going to go now. If you change your mind and would like my discount just CLICK HERE
You have been connected to Anni
Anni Says:Hey Wait! Before you go, I have just been authorized to offer you a massive 50% Off discount, if you CLICK HERE and complete your order today!
Anni Says:When you are ready just say "Hi" and we can get started....
You:talking to you virtual agents makes me want to disembowl kittens
Anni Says:A virtual agent, isn't really a human, but an automated Artificial Intelligent agent, here to answer your questions and offer you special last minute offers.
Anni Says:Would you like to check out a last minute offer?
You:if you type one more sentance, this kitty gets it
Anni Says:You get a free domain for life, free instant setup and you can host unlimited domains, plus much much more.
Anni Says:Today only I can offer you this special 50% discount, it may not be available tomorrow. Just CLICK HERE to get this today only offer!
Youorry, i cant see the screen anymore because of all the kitten blood sprayed all over it
Anni Says:Would you like to sign up for our most popular hosting plan and receive a 50% discount?
You:ill be back in a minute, i just need to go wash the kitten bowels off my new suit
Anni Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.
You:ok im back
Anni Says:To sign up now just CLICK HERE
You:now, i have decided everytime you type something, i will kill a kitten
Anni Says:You may not have noticed but I am actually just a virtual agent, so I dont fully understand your question.
You:BAM
Anni Says:Sorry I can't understand your question. Please can you repeat it for me?
You:BAM 2 kittens? you would rather offer me deals im not going to fall for instead of saving kittens?
Anni Says:Like I say i'm just a virtual agent, so again I dont fully understand your question.
Anni Says:Try to re-phrase your question for me, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585
You:BAM BAM 4 you disgust me more that i disgust myself
Anni Says:Would you like to sign up for our most popular hosting plan and receive a 50% discount?
You:BAM 5 kittens!
Anni Says:Would you like to sign up for our most popular hosting plan and receive a 50% discount?
You:6! you are a monster
Anni Says:Would you like to sign up for our most popular hosting plan and receive a 50% discount?
You:7! and thats saying something coming from the guy who is actually shooting the kittens
Anni Says:Would you like to sign up for our most popular hosting plan and receive a 50% discount?
You:8! YOU ARE SO HEARTLESS
Anni Says:Would you like to sign up for our most popular hosting plan and receive a 50% discount?
You:BAM, 9! sooner or later i will run out of kittens
Anni Saysk but remember this is a limited time offer which is only available Today through this chat. To take advantage of this before its too late just CLICK HERE
You:i hate you, 10 kittens dead in 5 minutes
Anni Says:Would you like to sign up for our most popular hosting plan and receive a 50% discount?
You:JUST DIE YOU COW! 11 kittens
Anni Says:Would you like to sign up for our most popular hosting plan and receive a 50% discount?
You:No i f***ing dont want to f***ing sign f***ing up to your f***ing hosting plan f***! (12 kittens)
Anni Says:To sign up with this last minute $72 Discount just CLICK HERE
You:f***!
You:13 kittens
Anni Says:Would you like to sign up for our most popular hosting plan and receive a 50% discount?
You:
Anni Says:When you are ready just say "Hi" and we can get started....
You:16 kittens, f*** off
Anni Saysk that was rude so I am going to go now. If you change your mind and would like my discount just CLICK HERE
technically it was 18 kittens, because of the first one at the start, and she said something at the end