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10-17-2009, 07:05 AM
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Megan Says:Hi my name's Megan, I work as an virtual sales agent for Intellichat.com. Soon I could be working for you to convert your leaving visitors into customers!
You:Shut up
Megan Says:Why not call our sales team now on 480-304-5430 who will be able to assist you with any enquiry you may have.
You
ude. I can't read
You:Give me money
You:NOW
You
R I'LL HIJACK YOUR SERVER!!!
Megan Says:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
Megan Says:If you decided you wanted to use intellichat to convert your leaving visitors into customers, we will write you a fully customised chat transcript, which will be personalised to your websites.
You:Hah
You:Funny
You:All I want is money
Megan Says:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
You:Just a click of this button and your server will be shut down
You:Hand over the money
Megan Says:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
Youo you watch Naruto?
Megan Says:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
You:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
Megan Says:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
Megan Says:If you decided you wanted to use intellichat to convert your leaving visitors into customers, we will write you a fully customised chat transcript, which will be personalised to your websites.
You:I'm going to be oliverbot now
Megan Saysnce you have completed our simple online application form, you will have your own personal account manager assigned to you, whom will then contact you to discuss how you envision your automated sales agent working on your website.
Megan Says:We will then generate your control panel logins, and have your custom chat transcripts and agent responses built by our expert writers based on your website content and FAQ's. once this has been completed your account manager will send you 2 lines of code to copy and paste on your website to activate your agent.
Megan Says:IntelliChat will start to save you sales, which you can monitor from your feature filled control panel. Would you like to apply now?
You:Hi My Name Is Megan I Work As An Virtual Sales Agent For Intellichatdot Com, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?I hope we can make the deadline.
Megan Says:Hi thank you for taking the time to talk to me today and checking out our website.
Megan Says:If you would like to start using me and my virtual colleagues to increase your online sales by as much as 30%, just CLICK HERE and complete our simple application form now.
You:Hi there Hi My Name Is Megan I Work As An Virtual Sales Agent For Intellichatdot Com. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is taking the time to talk to me today and checking out our website.
Megan Says:Hi thank you for taking the time to talk to me today and checking out our website.
Megan Says:If you would like to start using me and my virtual colleagues to increase your online sales by as much as 30%, just CLICK HERE and complete our simple application form now.
Megan Saysk i\'m going to move on now, if you need anything else just let me know, or you could call our sales team on 1-480-304-5430
You:NO!
You:Come back
Megan Says:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
You:I'll click on the link if you come back.
Megan Says:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
Megan Says:If you decided you wanted to use intellichat to convert your leaving visitors into customers, we will write you a fully customised chat transcript, which will be personalised to your websites.
You:GET ****ED!
Megan Says:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
Megan Says:If you decided you wanted to use intellichat to convert your leaving visitors into customers, we will write you a fully customised chat transcript, which will be personalised to your websites.
You:fasdf rwar
Megan Says:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
You:You speak to a lot of people everyday...
Youo you brush your teeth?
Megan Says:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
Megan Says:If you decided you wanted to use intellichat to convert your leaving visitors into customers, we will write you a fully customised chat transcript, which will be personalised to your websites.
You:Your mouth stinks.
Megan Says:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
Megan Says:If you decided you wanted to use intellichat to convert your leaving visitors into customers, we will write you a fully customised chat transcript, which will be personalised to your websites.
You:GET LOST!!!
You:I thought you said you were leaving!
Megan Says:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
You:Thanks. Bye!
Megan Says:Goodbye, it was a pleasure speaking with you today!
You have been connected to Megan
Megan Says:Hi my name's Megan, I work as an virtual sales agent for Intellichat.com. Soon I could be working for you to convert your leaving visitors into customers!
You:Shut up
Megan Says:Why not call our sales team now on 480-304-5430 who will be able to assist you with any enquiry you may have.
You
ude. I can't readYou:Give me money
You:NOW
You
R I'LL HIJACK YOUR SERVER!!!Megan Says:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
Megan Says:If you decided you wanted to use intellichat to convert your leaving visitors into customers, we will write you a fully customised chat transcript, which will be personalised to your websites.
You:Hah
You:Funny
You:All I want is money
Megan Says:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
You:Just a click of this button and your server will be shut down
You:Hand over the money
Megan Says:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
You
o you watch Naruto?Megan Says:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
You:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
Megan Says:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
Megan Says:If you decided you wanted to use intellichat to convert your leaving visitors into customers, we will write you a fully customised chat transcript, which will be personalised to your websites.
You:I'm going to be oliverbot now
Megan Says
nce you have completed our simple online application form, you will have your own personal account manager assigned to you, whom will then contact you to discuss how you envision your automated sales agent working on your website.Megan Says:We will then generate your control panel logins, and have your custom chat transcripts and agent responses built by our expert writers based on your website content and FAQ's. once this has been completed your account manager will send you 2 lines of code to copy and paste on your website to activate your agent.
Megan Says:IntelliChat will start to save you sales, which you can monitor from your feature filled control panel. Would you like to apply now?
You:Hi My Name Is Megan I Work As An Virtual Sales Agent For Intellichatdot Com, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?I hope we can make the deadline.
Megan Says:Hi thank you for taking the time to talk to me today and checking out our website.
Megan Says:If you would like to start using me and my virtual colleagues to increase your online sales by as much as 30%, just CLICK HERE and complete our simple application form now.
You:Hi there Hi My Name Is Megan I Work As An Virtual Sales Agent For Intellichatdot Com. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is taking the time to talk to me today and checking out our website.
Megan Says:Hi thank you for taking the time to talk to me today and checking out our website.
Megan Says:If you would like to start using me and my virtual colleagues to increase your online sales by as much as 30%, just CLICK HERE and complete our simple application form now.
Megan Says
k i\'m going to move on now, if you need anything else just let me know, or you could call our sales team on 1-480-304-5430You:NO!
You:Come back
Megan Says:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
You:I'll click on the link if you come back.
Megan Says:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
Megan Says:If you decided you wanted to use intellichat to convert your leaving visitors into customers, we will write you a fully customised chat transcript, which will be personalised to your websites.
You:GET ****ED!
Megan Says:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
Megan Says:If you decided you wanted to use intellichat to convert your leaving visitors into customers, we will write you a fully customised chat transcript, which will be personalised to your websites.
You:fasdf rwar
Megan Says:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
You:You speak to a lot of people everyday...
You
o you brush your teeth?Megan Says:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
Megan Says:If you decided you wanted to use intellichat to convert your leaving visitors into customers, we will write you a fully customised chat transcript, which will be personalised to your websites.
You:Your mouth stinks.
Megan Says:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
Megan Says:If you decided you wanted to use intellichat to convert your leaving visitors into customers, we will write you a fully customised chat transcript, which will be personalised to your websites.
You:GET LOST!!!
You:I thought you said you were leaving!
Megan Says:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
You:Thanks. Bye!
Megan Says:Goodbye, it was a pleasure speaking with you today!
Hiding users' signatures and avatars was the best decision ever.
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hey blow :P ~ Bamboori
can I call ya koalafly? ~ Phil
Pogofly - Simoneon
k0a1af1y, looks much more stylish ~ Blue Phoenix
So hey, blow, say something! - Simoneon
Quack? ~ blow_fly98
Hi blow ~Ramond
So... is it decided that we call him "blow"? ~ Blue Phoenix
No. ~ blow_fly98
But blow, all the members now will follow us because of this convo. You're ruined!!! - Simoneon
Meh. But I'll leave this convo here anyway. ~ blow_fly98
meh koala is much more awesome so I will stick to that ~ Phil
Wait, what? Koalas can edit profiles? - Simoneon
lol, seems that i started a long discussion :P ~ Bamboori
You did, indeed. I wonder who will exceed the sig-limit... ~ Blue Phoenix
Please don't trash this. It's good eye-candy. ~ blow_fly98
koala has spoken and so shall it be =) ~ Phil
there're some html here, and bla bla bla, so I think I might exceed it. Period - Simoneon
WHY THE SPOILER?! ~ Blue Phoenix
didn't you spoiler the conversation yourself? ~ Bamboori
BLOW BLOW!!! YOU FORGOT TO WRITE NAKATO IN 'WE'RE WATCHING YOU'!!!!! - Simoneon
To0 8ad. H4 D045n't d0 any MoDdin9 at A11!!!!!!! ~ blow_fly98
Evil Sonidow does, eh? - Simoneon
Of course. Just n0t v4ry 0ft4n. ~ blow_fly98
WHY THE 1337-SPEAK?! ~ Blue Phoenix
Because I am a KOALA!!! ~ blow_fly98
To be honest, I thought they use Eucalyptus-Speal..........
......
......
D: - Simoneon
Noez, Simon forgot to close his notice! ~ Blue Phoenix
oh no its the end of the world! *panic* ~ Bamboori
Gzz Hizz Fz Mzzz
Anyone got a Eucalyptus-speak interpreter?
And did you know that a user can have more than 4 images in their signature if we edit it for them? Or am I just the last one to find out?
~ blow_fly98
OMG spoilers in spoilers! ~ Bamboori
OMG offtopic in offtopic! - Simoneon
OH HAI GUYZ, i didnt you see you thar :P ~ Alectric
Now, I seriously need to be a part of this. ~ SirFrog
Wasn't there something about childish mods editing signatures lately? ~ Reaper
What?!?! Where was it?!?!?! ~ blow_fly98
DO YOU HAVE SUGAR?! - Simoneon
I heard if you edit someone's signature enough, your profile automatically is set to Admin status. BP told me. ~ Alectric
then let's do this! ~ Bamboori
Just because I don't go around checking every single post and editing signatures doesn't mean that I don't mod here. I just don't check posts that aren't reported. ~ Evil Sonidow
Seriously. We should encourage people to start reporting more :/ - Simoneon
EvErYoNe'S pOsTeD hErE eXcEpT mH.
Hey, maybe we could report every single post just so ES could check them. ~ blow_fly98
You know, that's a hell lot of work. What about a rule that everyone has to report at least one post whenever he logs in? Or an auto-report function? ~ Reaper
I liked the report-part until we got to the point of an auto-report function. That's something that requires work --> No. ~ Blue Phoenix
Finally, I get to see some invisible users. *sniggers* ~ blow_fly98
Oh, i came back. Well, since im already here, i may as well shoot bees ~ Alectric
You know, the ducks are watching. Always watching... ~ SirFrog
Hmm, I think, Lauli is about to climax due to the awesomeness of this color-wall ~ Blue Phoenix
can I call ya koalafly? ~ Phil
Pogofly - Simoneon
k0a1af1y, looks much more stylish ~ Blue Phoenix
So hey, blow, say something! - Simoneon
Quack? ~ blow_fly98
Hi blow ~Ramond
So... is it decided that we call him "blow"? ~ Blue Phoenix
No. ~ blow_fly98
But blow, all the members now will follow us because of this convo. You're ruined!!! - Simoneon
Meh. But I'll leave this convo here anyway. ~ blow_fly98
meh koala is much more awesome so I will stick to that
~ PhilWait, what? Koalas can edit profiles? - Simoneon
lol, seems that i started a long discussion :P ~ Bamboori
You did, indeed. I wonder who will exceed the sig-limit... ~ Blue Phoenix
Please don't trash this. It's good eye-candy. ~ blow_fly98
koala has spoken and so shall it be =) ~ Phil
there're some html here, and bla bla bla, so I think I might exceed it. Period - Simoneon
WHY THE SPOILER?! ~ Blue Phoenix
didn't you spoiler the conversation yourself? ~ Bamboori
BLOW BLOW!!! YOU FORGOT TO WRITE NAKATO IN 'WE'RE WATCHING YOU'!!!!! - Simoneon
To0 8ad. H4 D045n't d0 any MoDdin9 at A11!!!!!!! ~ blow_fly98
Evil Sonidow does, eh? - Simoneon
Of course. Just n0t v4ry 0ft4n. ~ blow_fly98
WHY THE 1337-SPEAK?! ~ Blue Phoenix
Because I am a KOALA!!! ~ blow_fly98
To be honest, I thought they use Eucalyptus-Speal..........
......
......
D: - Simoneon
Noez, Simon forgot to close his notice! ~ Blue Phoenix
oh no its the end of the world! *panic* ~ Bamboori
Gzz Hizz Fz Mzzz
Anyone got a Eucalyptus-speak interpreter?
And did you know that a user can have more than 4 images in their signature if we edit it for them? Or am I just the last one to find out?
~ blow_fly98
OMG spoilers in spoilers! ~ Bamboori
OMG offtopic in offtopic! - Simoneon
OH HAI GUYZ, i didnt you see you thar :P ~ Alectric
Now, I seriously need to be a part of this. ~ SirFrog
Wasn't there something about childish mods editing signatures lately?
~ ReaperWhat?!?! Where was it?!?!?! ~ blow_fly98
DO YOU HAVE SUGAR?! - Simoneon
I heard if you edit someone's signature enough, your profile automatically is set to Admin status. BP told me. ~ Alectric
then let's do this!
~ BambooriJust because I don't go around checking every single post and editing signatures doesn't mean that I don't mod here. I just don't check posts that aren't reported. ~ Evil Sonidow
Seriously. We should encourage people to start reporting more :/ - Simoneon
EvErYoNe'S pOsTeD hErE eXcEpT mH.
Hey, maybe we could report every single post just so ES could check them. ~ blow_fly98
You know, that's a hell lot of work. What about a rule that everyone has to report at least one post whenever he logs in? Or an auto-report function? ~ Reaper
I liked the report-part until we got to the point of an auto-report function. That's something that requires work --> No. ~ Blue Phoenix
Finally, I get to see some invisible users. *sniggers* ~ blow_fly98
Oh, i came back. Well, since im already here, i may as well shoot bees ~ Alectric
You know, the ducks are watching. Always watching... ~ SirFrog
Hmm, I think, Lauli is about to climax due to the awesomeness of this color-wall ~ Blue Phoenix
We're watching you... (Click to View)
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