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Ramon: Guys, I'll go look for A Yoshi.
XZ: Okay.
Just as he leaves the door, a heavily loaded truck stands still in front of the entrance.
Ramon: And who might you be?
It takes Ramon a long time to notice he said that to the truck and cannot possibly expect an answer. He walks up to the truck, opens the door and asks again.
Ramon: And who might you be?
In the truck there are many heavily armed people equipped with bulletproof vests and AK-47s.
???: We are terrorists and must take you captive now.
Ramon: What? Why?!
???: We're supposed to do that so the news has some story to tell and earns money.
Ramon: I see, I'll get the other guys.
???: Nah, not really, see, I was kidding. In fact we belong to the king's A+ commanding batallion of highest services.
Ramon: Haha, that's a good one.
???: No joke.
Ramon: I'll get the others.
Ramon runs off into the house and gets XZ, XM, Tatoriga and Xample. Then they all return.
Ramon: Here we are... I hope we all fit into this little truck of yours.
???: Bleh, you aren't supposed to give in volunteerily.
XZ: What's this about?
XM: Dunno.
???: Okay, just get in then.
Ramon: Wait! We're missing somebody. A Yoshi.
???: A... yoshi? If you're seriously trying to arse with us...
Ramon: Seriously. I mean, seriously A Yoshi, not seriously trying to arse with you.
???: I warn you if this is a bad joke... then you'll get to know my real name.
Ramon: Fine it was a joke.
???: You really want to know my name? I swear to you that just saying my name will put hair on your chests.
Ramon: I'm so ready.
???: I am *dramatic face zoom effect on face area* Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster *thundery noises come from outside*, people tend to call me *dramatic face zoom effect on face area* Staff Sgt. Max f*cking Fightmaster *thundery noises come from outside*, the dude with the manliest name on Earth. *somebody farts*
Ramon: Alright. And now go and grow some friggin balls.
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: What?!
Ramon: Nothing, I fear you with respect, Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster. But in all honesty, I haven't grown any single hair on my chest. You should reselect your choice of introductary words in future introduction scenes to cause a slightly more dramatic (or accurate in this case) effect.
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: Who are you?! The man with the second most manly name on Earth, Dick Pound?
Ramon: I'd prefer the name Commander Flex Plexico, the sixth manliest name in the world.
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: Okay, I don't care. Get into the truck.
Suddenly A Yoshi comes walking by the pedestrian's.
A Yoshi: Hello! We don't have visitors often.
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: Silence! This is *dramatic face zoom effect on face area* Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster *thundery noises come from outside* and I command you to do as I tell you.
A Yoshi: What?
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: Silence! Where are you from, mortal?!
A Yoshi: From the fridge.
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: Silence! Nobody insults me without further ado. This will be reported. And now, get into the truck.
A Yoshi: Cool, are we gettin a free top quality truck ride through the lands of Yorkshire?
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: Silence! You may call it like that but we will take you away. And now on board.
The group hops on board. It's pretty narrow. The truck leaves.
XZ: Ramon?
Ramon: Yea?
XZ: Just out of curiosity, what ARE the nine manliest names in the world?
Ramon: Really want to know? From 1 to 9?
XZ: Yes.
Ramon: Okay, in order... you heard the first one.
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: It's *dramatic face zoom effect on face area* Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster *thundery noises come from outside* and no less!
Ramon: Right. Number two is Dick Pound.
XZ: That name is heavy.
Ramon: Number three is Magnus Ver Magnusson. Four is Stirling Mortlock.
XZ: Well?
Ramon: Five is Dr. Duncan Steel, the Bruce Willis in Armageddon. Six is Commander Flex Plexico (although Flex Sexplex has a nicer touch in it), seven is Max Planck.
XZ: Heh, that's my grandma's name.
Ramon: Eight is Powers Boothe and nine is Lance Armstrong.
XZ: Sounds pretty bad-a$$, what was he, the top fighter in King Arthur's war batallion?
Ramon: Nope, he's the living fail of Tour de France, a biking competition. Whereas Lance Blitzbeine would have been manlier to fit his person.
XZ: So long.
After half an hour, ...
A) ...the truck stops and Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster goes to have a pee
B) ...the truck gets stuck in the desert
C) ...some of the soldiers vomit out of the window
D) ...Ramon gets a royal flush while playing poker with the soldiers
Source: http://www.cracked.com/article_14982_9-m...world.html (godly)
Ramon: Guys, I'll go look for A Yoshi.
XZ: Okay.
Just as he leaves the door, a heavily loaded truck stands still in front of the entrance.
Ramon: And who might you be?
It takes Ramon a long time to notice he said that to the truck and cannot possibly expect an answer. He walks up to the truck, opens the door and asks again.
Ramon: And who might you be?
In the truck there are many heavily armed people equipped with bulletproof vests and AK-47s.
???: We are terrorists and must take you captive now.
Ramon: What? Why?!
???: We're supposed to do that so the news has some story to tell and earns money.
Ramon: I see, I'll get the other guys.
???: Nah, not really, see, I was kidding. In fact we belong to the king's A+ commanding batallion of highest services.
Ramon: Haha, that's a good one.
???: No joke.
Ramon: I'll get the others.
Ramon runs off into the house and gets XZ, XM, Tatoriga and Xample. Then they all return.
Ramon: Here we are... I hope we all fit into this little truck of yours.
???: Bleh, you aren't supposed to give in volunteerily.
XZ: What's this about?
XM: Dunno.
???: Okay, just get in then.
Ramon: Wait! We're missing somebody. A Yoshi.
???: A... yoshi? If you're seriously trying to arse with us...
Ramon: Seriously. I mean, seriously A Yoshi, not seriously trying to arse with you.
???: I warn you if this is a bad joke... then you'll get to know my real name.
Ramon: Fine it was a joke.
???: You really want to know my name? I swear to you that just saying my name will put hair on your chests.
Ramon: I'm so ready.
???: I am *dramatic face zoom effect on face area* Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster *thundery noises come from outside*, people tend to call me *dramatic face zoom effect on face area* Staff Sgt. Max f*cking Fightmaster *thundery noises come from outside*, the dude with the manliest name on Earth. *somebody farts*
Ramon: Alright. And now go and grow some friggin balls.
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: What?!
Ramon: Nothing, I fear you with respect, Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster. But in all honesty, I haven't grown any single hair on my chest. You should reselect your choice of introductary words in future introduction scenes to cause a slightly more dramatic (or accurate in this case) effect.
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: Who are you?! The man with the second most manly name on Earth, Dick Pound?
Ramon: I'd prefer the name Commander Flex Plexico, the sixth manliest name in the world.
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: Okay, I don't care. Get into the truck.
Suddenly A Yoshi comes walking by the pedestrian's.
A Yoshi: Hello! We don't have visitors often.
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: Silence! This is *dramatic face zoom effect on face area* Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster *thundery noises come from outside* and I command you to do as I tell you.
A Yoshi: What?
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: Silence! Where are you from, mortal?!
A Yoshi: From the fridge.
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: Silence! Nobody insults me without further ado. This will be reported. And now, get into the truck.
A Yoshi: Cool, are we gettin a free top quality truck ride through the lands of Yorkshire?
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: Silence! You may call it like that but we will take you away. And now on board.
The group hops on board. It's pretty narrow. The truck leaves.
XZ: Ramon?
Ramon: Yea?
XZ: Just out of curiosity, what ARE the nine manliest names in the world?
Ramon: Really want to know? From 1 to 9?
XZ: Yes.
Ramon: Okay, in order... you heard the first one.
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: It's *dramatic face zoom effect on face area* Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster *thundery noises come from outside* and no less!
Ramon: Right. Number two is Dick Pound.
XZ: That name is heavy.
Ramon: Number three is Magnus Ver Magnusson. Four is Stirling Mortlock.
XZ: Well?
Ramon: Five is Dr. Duncan Steel, the Bruce Willis in Armageddon. Six is Commander Flex Plexico (although Flex Sexplex has a nicer touch in it), seven is Max Planck.
XZ: Heh, that's my grandma's name.
Ramon: Eight is Powers Boothe and nine is Lance Armstrong.
XZ: Sounds pretty bad-a$$, what was he, the top fighter in King Arthur's war batallion?
Ramon: Nope, he's the living fail of Tour de France, a biking competition. Whereas Lance Blitzbeine would have been manlier to fit his person.
XZ: So long.
After half an hour, ...
A) ...the truck stops and Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster goes to have a pee
B) ...the truck gets stuck in the desert
C) ...some of the soldiers vomit out of the window
D) ...Ramon gets a royal flush while playing poker with the soldiers
Source: http://www.cracked.com/article_14982_9-m...world.html (godly)
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