The 8-ball-Guru

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Annoying Guru (Click to View)

Question: Hey guru, long time no see isn't it?
Guru's answer: Oh, hello.

Question: are you okay?
Guru's answer: You will have to wait.

Question: i knew it you're still dumb...
Guru's answer: Kind of... yes.

Question: i think you should ask blue phoenix to fix your brain a bit...
Guru's answer: I was told not to say anything bad about Blue Phoenix; and I will not challenge my fate.

Question: i'm not fu*king ask anything bad about BP from you, idiot! i'm just suggesting you...
Guru's answer: Yes, you are, too.

Question: me too? do you think so?
Guru's answer: Are you kidding?

Question: No i'm not! do you think i am?
Guru's answer: A plain "yes" should be enough to answer that question.

Question: Really?
Guru's answer: No matter what you do, it'll always be a yes.

Question: Are you sure?
Guru's answer: There are things that do not belong in here. Ask this some other idiot.

Question: you're one of those idiot aren't you?
Guru's answer: Moron.

Question: F*CK YOU!!
Guru's answer: Don't bet on it.