The Resistance / Story of Insanity

[Ramond]

The base is in another desert.

Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: Nooooo!!!
Ramon: Touché.
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster:
Tatoriga: Looks like we have just become pretty redundant.

They look around. All they see is sand, wind and sandstorms.

XZ: Take us back home please.
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: No.
XM: Then we'll leave you down here. Bye bye.

The friends get on the truck and start it.

Ramon: Oh, Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster, one more thing.
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: Yea?
Ramon: J'ai la tour Eiffel dans mon pantalon.
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: Wait! You can't leave!

The truck starts rollin'. Its speed distance to Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster increases with time. Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster runs after the truck.

A Yoshi: Hah! In your face!
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: *scream* You will regret it!
XZ: What did he say?
XM: I don't know.
Ramon: To be on the safe side, XZ I think you should take out your diginoculars and watch what he's doing.
XZ: Roger that. *takes out diginoculars*
XM: What do you see?

They don't need any explanation anymore as suddenly an immense loud whizzing can be heard. A lot of smoke rises into the air near Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster's body.

XZ: Holy shi-
Tatoriga: This doesn't look good.
Ramon: What is it?
Tatoriga: That crazy man has fired his rocket launcher at us!

The friends panic. Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster's incredibly wicked laugh can be heard clearly in the whole desert. His muscles move up and down while doing that.

What to do?!

A) Surrender.
B) Use the diginoculars to scan the rocket's velocity.
C) Make a sharp left turn.
D) Scream in fear.