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[Alblaka]

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Me: What the hell could this stupid graph mean? There should be some relation to the melting point of Plastics...
Classmate: Dunno... Something with molecular mass?
Me: Actually it tells me that the number of molecules is related to the mass of all molecules? This doesn't make any sense, the mass can't change just because some different combinations!
Classmate: May it's the same paradoxon as the last one in math: Infinte + 2 > Infinite

[later]

Me: I got it!
Classmate: Yes?
Me: The graph is telling us, Infinite + 2 has a higher melting point then Infinite!

Me: Hey i got a great idea: 0 * Infinite = 1!
Teacher: No, actually it's 0.
Me: But in the Gaussian distribution we have a graph with the area content 1. But the content of every possible point on the graph is exactly 0. So we have an Infinite ammount of points multiplied by a value of 0 resulting in 1. That's logic, isn't it?
Teacher: Actually i would call it pseudo-logic...

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