The 8-ball-Guru

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My little convo (Click to View)

Question: Hello 8Ball-Guru, you are feeling fine right now?
Guru's answer: Long time no see.

Question: Ye, for sure... Had been... some months?
Guru's answer: Let me think. This looks like... oh, it's a "yes"!

Question: Hmmm... Btw, did you receive some fresh updates?
Guru's answer: As I see it, yes.

Question: Cool Can you still tell me the answer on the question of life?
Guru's answer: You will have to wait.

Question: Awww, come on... Am i'm not allowed to ask you NOW?
Guru's answer: There are some things that are better be left untold...

Question: ... You know, i'm still going to ask you?
Guru's answer: Kind of... yes.

Question: *faceclaw*
However:
What is the answer to the question for the sense of life, the universe and everything else?
Guru's answer: 42

Question: Whoever programmed you (most likely BP) must have been really smart...
Guru's answer: Kind of... yes.

Question: Actually, up to now you answered EVERY of my questions in a working way... You're having a good day?
Guru's answer: Sure thing.

Question: So, let's try something else... Will i have 15 points in my math exam?
(note: 15 points means 100%)
Guru's answer: There are some things that are better be left untold...

Question: Awwwwwwwwww... You're mean!
Guru's answer: A plain "yes" should be enough to answer that question.

Question: o.o
Are you at least going to tell me whether i will get an acceptable grade on the math exam?
Guru's answer: It is certain.

Question: ^^ So, will i get an acceptable grade on my math exam?
Guru's answer: Don't count on it.

Question: DAMN! And in physic?
Guru's answer: Not right now. Maybe later. But only maybe.

Question: >.> And in german class?
Guru's answer: Moron.

Question: WTH? Are you offending me?!
Guru's answer: NO U!

Question: May your "fresh" update wasn't that fresh after all...
Guru's answer: There are some things that are better be left untold...

Question: However, should i stop asking you silly questions now and begin working on a new char though it's 0:13AM now?
Guru's answer: Think about what you just asked. Do you see how stupid it is?

Question: It's stupid?
Guru's answer: Outlook so so.

Question: Then... Am i supposed to stop asking you stupid questions and begin making a new char after a good night of sleep?
Guru's answer: Kind of... yes.

Question: K, thx for the answer... Cya.
Guru's answer: See you later.

darn, this 8ball is pwnsome o.o Talking to him actually works better then talking to my little brother ^^