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05-01-2010, 03:56 PM
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first try (Click to View)
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Stranger: im a hermaphrodite
You: oh good for you, i guess?
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Stranger: im a hermaphrodite
You: oh good for you, i guess?
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labour day (Click to View)
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Stranger: happy labour day!
You: oh why thank you
Stranger: ^_^
You: totally forget about this one =p
You: yea.. so what are you up to on this glorious day
Stranger: fapping
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Stranger: happy labour day!
You: oh why thank you
Stranger: ^_^
You: totally forget about this one =p
You: yea.. so what are you up to on this glorious day
Stranger: fapping
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general talk fail (Click to View)
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Stranger: Hey
You: hi
You: so whats up?
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Stranger: Hey
You: hi
You: so whats up?
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again! (Click to View)
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: sup?
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: sup?
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serious one (Click to View)
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Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: how are you
You: fine thanks and you?
Stranger: im good
You: i am glade to hear that... so what are you up to?
Stranger: i just woke up
Stranger: what are you up to
You: lol... i am up for like 8 hours..
You: i guess chatting with random strangers
Stranger: lol
Stranger: where are you from?
You: austria
You: not the kangoroos there are more cows
Stranger: lol ok
You: so where do you come from?
Stranger: usa
You: nice.. .i luv usa =p
Stranger: u ever been
You: sadly not.. =/
You: but i will sooner or later
Stranger: u should. ive never been to austria whats it like
You: well there are huge differences.. like our houses are more far way.. at the country side at least, we got no skycrapers and stuff.. you guys have more streets and yea
Stranger: yeah u dont have people living right next to you
You: well we have.. but they are like not that close.. a bit further.. btw not that it matters.. but did you vote for the current president?
Stranger: yeah i voted for obama
Stranger: why
You: cause i think he is awesome.. =D
Stranger: really why's that
You: idk.. i hated the previous president of yours.. and obama is doing such clever things.. i mean he really is putting thought behind his actions
Stranger: yeah i agree hes doing a lot of good things
You: hm.. how old do you have to be to vote in america?
You: here we can vote with 16 already (due to the latest voting law and such)
Stranger: we have to be 18 to vote
You: was it your first vote?
Stranger: yes it was
You: ha so you are 18 ... tricked you!
Stranger: no im 22
You: damn.. you are clever =p
Stranger: lol your 16?
You: nooo i'm 18
Stranger: i was close
You: i was too
You: you can drink alcohol with 21 right.. and get guns with 16 already right? just confirming that the films about america are correct
Stranger: yes u can dink when your 21 but im pretty sure have to be 18 to get a gun
Stranger: drink
You: ah well.. maybe i have a flaw in my memory =D
Stranger: u can drink at 18 right?
You: yea
You: well i can drink.. normal stuff like beer at 16 but more awesome stuff at 18 .p
You: *
Stranger: lol
You: i personally don't think beer is THAT awesome.. .you like beer?
Stranger: yeah thats all i really drink
Stranger: what do u like to drink
You: well some beer mixes.. taste better than normal beer haha.. and yea some coke with stuff i forgot
Stranger: lol cool
Stranger: i have a question
Stranger: do you have a huge statue of Arnold in Austria
You: phew.. i am not sure.. never seen one.. you guys got one? don't tell me you live in california?
Stranger: no im fromm mass. cali might idk
Stranger: does everyone love him there though?
You: well they guys around his home surely do.. but i don't think everyone loves him. .maybe a bit admiring him or somethign
You: *thing
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Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: how are you
You: fine thanks and you?
Stranger: im good
You: i am glade to hear that... so what are you up to?
Stranger: i just woke up
Stranger: what are you up to
You: lol... i am up for like 8 hours..
You: i guess chatting with random strangers
Stranger: lol
Stranger: where are you from?
You: austria
You: not the kangoroos there are more cows
Stranger: lol ok
You: so where do you come from?
Stranger: usa
You: nice.. .i luv usa =p
Stranger: u ever been
You: sadly not.. =/
You: but i will sooner or later
Stranger: u should. ive never been to austria whats it like
You: well there are huge differences.. like our houses are more far way.. at the country side at least, we got no skycrapers and stuff.. you guys have more streets and yea
Stranger: yeah u dont have people living right next to you
You: well we have.. but they are like not that close.. a bit further.. btw not that it matters.. but did you vote for the current president?
Stranger: yeah i voted for obama
Stranger: why
You: cause i think he is awesome.. =D
Stranger: really why's that
You: idk.. i hated the previous president of yours.. and obama is doing such clever things.. i mean he really is putting thought behind his actions
Stranger: yeah i agree hes doing a lot of good things
You: hm.. how old do you have to be to vote in america?
You: here we can vote with 16 already (due to the latest voting law and such)
Stranger: we have to be 18 to vote
You: was it your first vote?
Stranger: yes it was
You: ha so you are 18 ... tricked you!
Stranger: no im 22
You: damn.. you are clever =p
Stranger: lol your 16?
You: nooo i'm 18
Stranger: i was close
You: i was too
You: you can drink alcohol with 21 right.. and get guns with 16 already right? just confirming that the films about america are correct
Stranger: yes u can dink when your 21 but im pretty sure have to be 18 to get a gun
Stranger: drink
You: ah well.. maybe i have a flaw in my memory =D
Stranger: u can drink at 18 right?
You: yea
You: well i can drink.. normal stuff like beer at 16 but more awesome stuff at 18 .p
You: *
Stranger: lol
You: i personally don't think beer is THAT awesome.. .you like beer?
Stranger: yeah thats all i really drink
Stranger: what do u like to drink
You: well some beer mixes.. taste better than normal beer haha.. and yea some coke with stuff i forgot
Stranger: lol cool
Stranger: i have a question
Stranger: do you have a huge statue of Arnold in Austria
You: phew.. i am not sure.. never seen one.. you guys got one? don't tell me you live in california?
Stranger: no im fromm mass. cali might idk
Stranger: does everyone love him there though?
You: well they guys around his home surely do.. but i don't think everyone loves him. .maybe a bit admiring him or somethign
You: *thing
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twat! (Click to View)
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Stranger: f*** you cunt.
Stranger: a**hole cunt
You: nice use of words
Stranger: yeah and youre a nice twat
You: how about f*** your a**hole cunt
Stranger: you f*** yourself
Stranger: thats what i told you from the beginning
You: i don't need to
Stranger: lear somthin twat
Stranger: you stupid a**hole
Stranger: didnt you learn somethin at school
You: lol you learn something for life at school? you are not serious right?
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Stranger: f*** you cunt.
Stranger: a**hole cunt
You: nice use of words
Stranger: yeah and youre a nice twat
You: how about f*** your a**hole cunt
Stranger: you f*** yourself
Stranger: thats what i told you from the beginning
You: i don't need to
Stranger: lear somthin twat
Stranger: you stupid a**hole
Stranger: didnt you learn somethin at school
You: lol you learn something for life at school? you are not serious right?
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wtf (Click to View)
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Stranger: This was a Triumph.
You: really?
Stranger: I'm making a note here.
Stranger: HUGE SUCCESS.
Stranger: It's hard to over state my satifaction.
You: well congratz i guess
Stranger: Appiture science.
Stranger: We do what we must because we can.
Stranger: For the good of all of us.
Stranger: Except the ones who are dead.
Stranger: but there's no sense crying over ever mistake.
You: right
Stranger: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
You: or cookies
Stranger: And the science gets done and you'll make a neat gun for the people are still alive.
Stranger: I'm not even angry.
You: i can see that
Stranger: I'm being so senseur right now.
Stranger: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
You: well it couldn't be helped
Stranger: And tore me to pieces.
Stranger: And threw ever piece into a fire.
You: it was the best way to get rid of you
Stranger: As they burn it hurt because I was so happy for you.
You: would have caused me trouble otherwise
Stranger: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
Stranger: And we're out of beta we're recicing on time.
You: they do?
Stranger: So I'm glad I got burned think of all the things we learned.
Stranger: For the people who are still alive.
You: yea it was essential
Stranger: Go ahead and leave me. I prefure to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Stranger: MAYBE BLACK MESA.
Stranger: That was a joke.
You: haha
Stranger: HAHA FAT CHANCE.
Stranger: Aaanyway this cake is great.
Stranger: It's so delious and moist.
You: i prefer cookies
Stranger: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
You: well you are lazy?
You: maybe=
Stranger: When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you.
You: i feel the same
Stranger: I've experiments to run there is research to be done.
Stranger: On the people who are still alive.
You: never enough research right?
Stranger: And believe me when I say I'M STILL ALIVE.
You: i can see that
Stranger: I Feel Fantastic and I'm STILL ALIVE.
You: well sh*t happenz
Stranger: And while you're Dying I'll Be Still alive.
Stranger: And when your dead I will be Still Alive.
You: yeaa right
Stranger: Still Alive.
Stranger: ....
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Are you still there?
You: ofc
Stranger: *makes a portal in the ceiling above you*
You: oh god!
Stranger: *makes a portal on the ground below you.*
You: oh god!
Stranger: *watches you go faster*
You: i am not going faster
Stranger: You're falling.
You: át the moment? No.
Stranger: NaP TiMe...
Stranger: HeY! PUt Me Down!
You: ?
Stranger: Is AnYonE TherE?
You: sure
Stranger: HeY Don'T ShOOt It's me!
You: oh f***
Stranger: Now you are thinking with Portals.
You: with? don't you mean like?
Stranger: *puts a portal below you*
You: there is already one!
Stranger: *puts a portal to the right of you.
You: there is already one!
Stranger: then you should be falling.
Stranger: WELL YOU FOUND ME.
You: well idk i don't feel like ti
Stranger: CONGRADULATIONS.
Stranger: Was it Worth it?
You: thanks
You: yea sort of
Stranger: Because despite your Violent Behavor the only thing you managed to break so far is my Heart.
You: well i wonder how i did that
Stranger: You could just settle for that and call it a day. But we both know that won't happen.
You: yea
Stranger: Well I have a surprise for you.
You: oh?
Stranger: Deploying surprise In 5 ...4..3...2.. *Bzzzztsss clunk!*
Stranger: What is that?
Stranger: Did you see that thing that fell out of me?
You: out of you?
Stranger: that isn't the surprise...
Stranger: What is that thing?
You: oh god did you take drugs or something?
Stranger: Oh well. You should just set it in a corner and I will figure out what it is some time later.
Stranger: By my Self.
You: yea do that
Stranger: It isn't any of my business but you shouldn't touch that thing.
You: kayz i won't
Stranger: Think about it, if that thing was important I would know about it.
Stranger: Fine. DO touch it.
You: probably
You: *touches*
Stranger: If you love that thing so much why don't you MARRY IT?
You: i will!
Stranger: WELL I WON'T LET YOU HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL!?
You: well worse?
Stranger: That thing is probably some sort of raw sewage contanment, you should rub it all over your face.
You: why don't you do that?
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Stranger: This was a Triumph.
You: really?
Stranger: I'm making a note here.
Stranger: HUGE SUCCESS.
Stranger: It's hard to over state my satifaction.
You: well congratz i guess
Stranger: Appiture science.
Stranger: We do what we must because we can.
Stranger: For the good of all of us.
Stranger: Except the ones who are dead.
Stranger: but there's no sense crying over ever mistake.
You: right
Stranger: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
You: or cookies
Stranger: And the science gets done and you'll make a neat gun for the people are still alive.
Stranger: I'm not even angry.
You: i can see that
Stranger: I'm being so senseur right now.
Stranger: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
You: well it couldn't be helped
Stranger: And tore me to pieces.
Stranger: And threw ever piece into a fire.
You: it was the best way to get rid of you
Stranger: As they burn it hurt because I was so happy for you.
You: would have caused me trouble otherwise
Stranger: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
Stranger: And we're out of beta we're recicing on time.
You: they do?
Stranger: So I'm glad I got burned think of all the things we learned.
Stranger: For the people who are still alive.
You: yea it was essential
Stranger: Go ahead and leave me. I prefure to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Stranger: MAYBE BLACK MESA.
Stranger: That was a joke.
You: haha
Stranger: HAHA FAT CHANCE.
Stranger: Aaanyway this cake is great.
Stranger: It's so delious and moist.
You: i prefer cookies
Stranger: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
You: well you are lazy?
You: maybe=
Stranger: When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you.
You: i feel the same
Stranger: I've experiments to run there is research to be done.
Stranger: On the people who are still alive.
You: never enough research right?
Stranger: And believe me when I say I'M STILL ALIVE.
You: i can see that
Stranger: I Feel Fantastic and I'm STILL ALIVE.
You: well sh*t happenz
Stranger: And while you're Dying I'll Be Still alive.
Stranger: And when your dead I will be Still Alive.
You: yeaa right
Stranger: Still Alive.
Stranger: ....
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Are you still there?
You: ofc
Stranger: *makes a portal in the ceiling above you*
You: oh god!
Stranger: *makes a portal on the ground below you.*
You: oh god!
Stranger: *watches you go faster*
You: i am not going faster
Stranger: You're falling.
You: át the moment? No.
Stranger: NaP TiMe...
Stranger: HeY! PUt Me Down!
You: ?
Stranger: Is AnYonE TherE?
You: sure
Stranger: HeY Don'T ShOOt It's me!
You: oh f***
Stranger: Now you are thinking with Portals.
You: with? don't you mean like?
Stranger: *puts a portal below you*
You: there is already one!
Stranger: *puts a portal to the right of you.
You: there is already one!
Stranger: then you should be falling.
Stranger: WELL YOU FOUND ME.
You: well idk i don't feel like ti
Stranger: CONGRADULATIONS.
Stranger: Was it Worth it?
You: thanks
You: yea sort of
Stranger: Because despite your Violent Behavor the only thing you managed to break so far is my Heart.
You: well i wonder how i did that
Stranger: You could just settle for that and call it a day. But we both know that won't happen.
You: yea
Stranger: Well I have a surprise for you.
You: oh?
Stranger: Deploying surprise In 5 ...4..3...2.. *Bzzzztsss clunk!*
Stranger: What is that?
Stranger: Did you see that thing that fell out of me?
You: out of you?
Stranger: that isn't the surprise...
Stranger: What is that thing?
You: oh god did you take drugs or something?
Stranger: Oh well. You should just set it in a corner and I will figure out what it is some time later.
Stranger: By my Self.
You: yea do that
Stranger: It isn't any of my business but you shouldn't touch that thing.
You: kayz i won't
Stranger: Think about it, if that thing was important I would know about it.
Stranger: Fine. DO touch it.
You: probably
You: *touches*
Stranger: If you love that thing so much why don't you MARRY IT?
You: i will!
Stranger: WELL I WON'T LET YOU HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL!?
You: well worse?
Stranger: That thing is probably some sort of raw sewage contanment, you should rub it all over your face.
You: why don't you do that?
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pokemon (Click to View)
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Stranger: hi, asl?
You: aha ein wildes taubsi
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Stranger: hi, asl?
You: aha ein wildes taubsi
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philia in action or selena gome? (Click to View)
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Stranger: hey\
You: kamehame
Stranger: whatb ??
You: haaa!
Stranger: asl ?
You: oh damn he regenerates!
You: once again!
You: kamehame
You: haaa!
Stranger: F/m ?
You: totally F
Stranger: lol me 2
Stranger: do u know justin bieber ?
You: yes
Stranger: do u like him
You: oh and btw sorry for the thing above.. i was just joking =)
You: yes i think he is cute =D
Stranger: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww<34
Stranger: i think he is gay
You: really?
You: why is that?
Stranger: duhhhhhhhh
Stranger: idk
Stranger: namev ?
You: my?
Stranger: yes
You: philia
You: yours?
Stranger: ohh where are u from ?
Stranger: mine is selena
Stranger: where are u from ?
You: gb and you?
Stranger: where ?
You: UK?
Stranger: ohh k
You: and you?
Stranger: i am from ca, america
You: oh
Stranger: how old ?
You: i am 17
Stranger: oh cool i am 16
You: hehe i am older =D
Stranger: lol
Stranger: but i am justin bieber's age ha!!!!
You: well you think he is gay that makes you 3 times older =p
Stranger: no it dose not
You: hm.. yea you are right
Stranger: lol
You: but you have to admit it was a good try =)
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: but u have to admit 50 cents is the gayiest guy on earth
You: oh yes
Stranger: lol
You: btw you got a boyfriend?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: u ?
You: thought so. You sound cute and so it was obvious.
You: well no, i guess i am too strange
Stranger: lol yeah a little
You: i guess it can't be helped
Stranger: lol
You: i can't change totally otherwise i wouldn't be me and that is bad right?
Stranger: yeah .....................................\
Stranger: do u have fb ?
You: yeaa
You: u?
Stranger: yep
You: i guess nearly everybody has
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i am acullay selena gomez
You: wow must be awesome
Stranger: i know
Stranger: thnx
You: so why do you chat with strangers like me
Stranger: cuz i am bored sometimes
Stranger: are u a fan of me
You: well.. not really but my sister is..
Stranger: aww cute
You: you think so
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: well i have to go now it was meeting u
Stranger: bye love u
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Stranger: hey\
You: kamehame
Stranger: whatb ??
You: haaa!
Stranger: asl ?
You: oh damn he regenerates!
You: once again!
You: kamehame
You: haaa!
Stranger: F/m ?
You: totally F
Stranger: lol me 2
Stranger: do u know justin bieber ?
You: yes
Stranger: do u like him
You: oh and btw sorry for the thing above.. i was just joking =)
You: yes i think he is cute =D
Stranger: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww<34
Stranger: i think he is gay
You: really?
You: why is that?
Stranger: duhhhhhhhh
Stranger: idk
Stranger: namev ?
You: my?
Stranger: yes
You: philia
You: yours?
Stranger: ohh where are u from ?
Stranger: mine is selena
Stranger: where are u from ?
You: gb and you?
Stranger: where ?
You: UK?
Stranger: ohh k
You: and you?
Stranger: i am from ca, america
You: oh
Stranger: how old ?
You: i am 17
Stranger: oh cool i am 16
You: hehe i am older =D
Stranger: lol
Stranger: but i am justin bieber's age ha!!!!
You: well you think he is gay that makes you 3 times older =p
Stranger: no it dose not
You: hm.. yea you are right
Stranger: lol
You: but you have to admit it was a good try =)
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: but u have to admit 50 cents is the gayiest guy on earth
You: oh yes
Stranger: lol
You: btw you got a boyfriend?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: u ?
You: thought so. You sound cute and so it was obvious.
You: well no, i guess i am too strange
Stranger: lol yeah a little
You: i guess it can't be helped
Stranger: lol
You: i can't change totally otherwise i wouldn't be me and that is bad right?
Stranger: yeah .....................................\
Stranger: do u have fb ?
You: yeaa
You: u?
Stranger: yep
You: i guess nearly everybody has
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i am acullay selena gomez
You: wow must be awesome
Stranger: i know
Stranger: thnx
You: so why do you chat with strangers like me
Stranger: cuz i am bored sometimes
Stranger: are u a fan of me
You: well.. not really but my sister is..
Stranger: aww cute
You: you think so
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: well i have to go now it was meeting u
Stranger: bye love u
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should totally allow people to be all trolley on their birthday
should totally allow people to be all trolley on their birthday