You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey, I'm conducting anonymous public opinion poll. Will you answer some questions?
Stranger: ok
You: 1st. How many rules of the internet exist?
Stranger: is this an assigment
You:

Stranger: I dont know what rules
You: Rules of the internet: 64.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: 64 rules I guess
Stranger: next
You: Next: do you use google as: calculator, search files there or just to check your grammar?
Stranger: B
You: Ok
You: Next and last question:
Stranger: oh C
You: OK
You: Last: What are MEMEs?
Stranger: what the hell is that
Stranger: memek meureun
You: MEME is a situation/person/whatever that was changed many times and appeared in the Net
You:
http://knowyourmeme.com/
You: Thanks for this survey.
You: See you.
You have disconnected.