Mafia

[Magnamancy]

At breakfast, Magnamancy could be seen complaining loudly from his
seat, his stomach wrapped tightly with new bandages applied by the
medical staff of the Hotel.

"You know what? You lot SUCK." he exclaimed, irritated. "On just my
first night here I had some looming figure clad in darkness come into my
room, scare the sh*t out of me, and riddle me with more holes than
Swiss cheese!"

No one responded, all having already grown tired of hearing about it
since the Hotel's Police inquiry early this morning. Magnamancy
continued, apparently unphased, as his expresion became a sly grin.
"You know what this means though?"

A few people looked up from their food, others didn't even twitch.

"... I'm Invincible!" He finished triumphantly.

Divisor, who had been sitting near Magnamancy, grabbed a fork and
stuck it in Magna's arm, who yelped in pain as his seat fell over
backwards. Blue Phoenix spoke up "You got lucky you asshat. You
could've been very well dead by now if the Doc hadn't saved you."

"... and you're clearly not invincible either." Divisor remarked, slightly
amused as Magnamancy gingerly stood up, giving Divisor a sour look.

(All references are intended in as lighthearted a fashion possible )