The 8-ball-Guru

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evidence that bp is pp (Click to View)

Question: are you bp?
Guru's answer: Are you kidding?

Question: no i'm not
Guru's answer: When you can succeed in IWBTG on impossible; yes.

Question: whats IWBTG?
Guru's answer: That is not in my hands.

Question: then why do ya know about it?
Guru's answer: Outlook bad.

Question: yea microsoft outlook is screwed...
Guru's answer: You really do not want to know that.

Question: i'm losing you...
Guru's answer: I predict a clear "no".

Question: no really i am
Guru's answer: Whatever you think is correct, I don't want to interfere in that.

Question: ok then... lets talk about bp
Guru's answer: I'm sorry, I forgot. Try again later.

Question: ok then... lets talk about bp
Guru's answer: You retard! You just said this!

Question: ok then... lets talk about bp again
Guru's answer: Outlook bad.

Question: hows ur creator, blue phoenix?
Guru's answer: Outlook bad.

Question: darn so... is he blue?
Guru's answer: How comes that you even ask?

Question: just wanted to know
Guru's answer: Think about what you just asked. Do you see how stupid it is?

Question: no i was replying
Guru's answer: As I see it, yes.

Question: ok so once again, is blue phoenix blue?
Guru's answer: Don't even think of talking bad about Blue Phoenix...

Question: lol
Guru's answer: As I see it, yes.

Question: again, is the person i asked earlier blue?
Guru's answer: Don't count on it.

Question: darn! so he's red?
Guru's answer: Think about what you just asked. Do you see how stupid it is?

Question: no i don't
Guru's answer: Outlook so so.

Question: meh
Guru's answer: It is decidedly so.

Question: uhh so he's green?
Guru's answer: There are things that do not belong in here. Ask this some other idiot.

Question: pink?
Guru's answer: Listen to the wind.

Question: the wind says?
Guru's answer: No.

Question: awwww.... so purple?
Guru's answer: It is decidedly so.

Question: so bp and phil are related?
Guru's answer: Is this supposed to be a question?

Question: yea
Guru's answer: Not really, only if you're able to do a barrel roll.

Question: whats a barrel roll?
Guru's answer: Very doubtful.

Question: yes i am always doubtful
Guru's answer: Is this supposed to be a question?

Question: no its a reply again
Guru's answer: Yes - definitely.

Question: yea kay
Guru's answer: Think about what you just asked. Do you see how stupid it is?

Question: never mind- so is teh phoenix a phoenix?
Guru's answer: Listen to the wind.

Question: the wind says now?
Guru's answer: Hahaha, that's a good one! No.

Question: awwwwwwwww... D:
Guru's answer: NO U!

Question: lol ur so senseless-are you?
Guru's answer: Sure thing.

Question: *leaves immediately, only to return to a reply saying: come back"
Guru's answer: That is not in my hands.

is this a gravedig?
wait it's not
oh wait- i misread just now, bp isn't a phoenix