Question: do aliens exist?
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: NO.
Question: hmm, kay, in that case, how was the universe formed?
Guru's answer: Forget about it.
Question: big bang?
Guru's answer: Outlook good.
Question: god?
Guru's answer: Sure thing.
Question: how did life come to earth?
Guru's answer: How comes that you even ask?
Question: oh woodysmasher made a thread... so, was it an asteroid?
Guru's answer: Outlook bad.
Question: uhhh... god did it?
Guru's answer: No.
Question: uhhh... uhhh... uhhhhhhh...
bp did it?
Guru's answer: Of course not!
Question: uhhh... then simon?
Guru's answer: Wise men once said: nay.
Question: alec?
Guru's answer: Wise men once said: aye.
Question: come again?!?!?!
Guru's answer: Why not?
Question: hes a duck!
Guru's answer: Yes.
Question: yea... kay... so me?
Guru's answer: I'm sorry, I forgot. Try again later.
Question: uhhh... mh?
Guru's answer: Is this supposed to be a question?
Question: DID MH-RAZEN BRING LIFE TO EARTH?
Guru's answer: My reply is no.
Question: uhh... sirfrog?
Guru's answer: I will tell you when you are old enough to hear it.
Question: reaper?
Guru's answer: Sure thing.
Question: blow?
Guru's answer: I predict a clear "no".
Question: phil?
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.
Question: final answer?
Guru's answer: Think about what you just asked. Do you see how stupid it is?
Question: ok then cya
Guru's answer: Bye.