The Vending Machine

[Electric2Shock]

and comes out thunder
I put in water

[Monolith]

you get wet
i put in a freakzoid

[qwertz143]

out comes a nintendo 64
i play it for 5 hours and beat the game starfox and then i put in some bubblegum

[Electric2Shock]

comes out a Gaara-sand defence breaking kunai.
I put in an atom with no nucleus.

[chonkasaurusbotato]

out comes a an atomic bomb making a mushroom explosion


I poop in the machine

[Electric2Shock]

and the s#!t is squated all over your face
I put in kushagrajaink with a washing machine

[qwertz143]

out comes out something so horrible and stinky and looks like a recolor of sonic
that i get so angry and i unplug the machine and then put the its own plug inside

[Electric2Shock]

and comes out a duplicate of the vending machine
I put in everything in the universe

[qwertz143]

out comes nothing
so instead i put in another vending machine inside this one...

[Monolith]

and you get fancy machine
i put in key