The Vending Machine

[qwertz143]

its called blue eyes ultimate dragon
out comes the spider Jirai Gumo
i put its web inside the vending machine

[Monolith]

and we all get friendly neighbour spider-man.
i puy in flying rat

[qwertz143]

out comes SWAT CATS
i put in Catdog

[Monolith]

you get some words "two heads better than one".But this time i thinks its not better
i put in Cake

[qwertz143]

out comes an egg
i make an eggless cake and then insert it (i threw the egg away)

[Electric2Shock]

hahah

And comes out a large bill [usually eggless cakes cost more]
I put in an unpaid bill

[Monolith]

and you get free ticket to the jail.
i put in ginyu force

[nehalbordoloi]

Out comes captain Ginyu!
I put in a HELICOPTER!!!!(somehow)

[Monolith]

And you get transformer
i put in epic sax guy

[Bamboori]

you get epic sex guy lol
i put in a mysterious mustachio