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[drako]

Making fun of an obese person will not make you any skinnier. Making fun of someone who is not beautiful will not make you any prettier. Making fun of a failure in any matter will not make you successful. So, leave off the creation and seek the Creator. Work on improving yourself instead of commenting on others.

[InPhiKnight]

Dear January, how is February? Please tell March that April said May will be coming before June. I heard that July is getting married in August. How is September and her kids? Please send my greetings to October and don't forget to tell November that all my sweet friends who read this message will have a coolly December again.Wish you a very very happy ending of the year....enjoy the last month.

[drako]

2013 is
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[InPhiKnight]

Shane "Bane" Neumann is currently away.
Reason: Dead.

Let us pray one minute for the departed soul!
OK! Now lets party as he is dead

[GuestEX]

Shane "Bane" Neumann is currently away.
Reason: Dead.

Let us pray one minute for the departed soul!
OK! Now lets party as he is dead

Wait! That's only a bad joke... isn't it? o.O

[InPhiKnight]

Yes, of course, that's a joke.

[Kevin]

WAEEEEEEE I hate youuuuuuuuuuu T_T ( I started 2013 with stupidity)

--> was said to my sister for sharing the chat on her facebook =D

[LutiChris]

in biology today we were doing a urine lab
and some girl was standing in front of the beakers so i said,
“urine my way”
and omg
i have never loved myself so much before

[InPhiKnight]

The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.

[Dr. Time]

Whoa baby you're packing snow balls and your breath smells like a mermaid's fart